Stinky Man™️

anyway now taking boyfriend applications

And tbh I don’t know if “wants to talk to me a little bit throughout the day most days” is really that high of a standard to have

Sick of being single but also I have high standards and don’t want to settle ☠️

I think my license counts as a state document but I’m just unsure. According to multiple news sources I’m fine for now, especially in Michigan. I’m just *scared*

Genuinely unsure if my drivers license is still valid under Trump’s newest executive orders regarding gender. That’s super cool and awesome 😎

Sometimes I think I don’t like men but then I see him and I’m like “well damn ok”

It’s unfair that Brennan Lee Mulligan Looks Like That™️ in the Dungeon and Drag Queens seasons. That silver streak in the beard this season??? Hello?

"the covid checks had Trumps name on them so money is different now. it just feels different now"

no one said that, but theyre saying it about TikTok over two pop up messages

people should accept that Trump just likes seeing his name on stuff he is even loosely associated with

People saying "there should be a new video app over here or over there" but the problem to solve isn't "video app banned" it's "excellent algorithm banned"

no one in the U.S. has the sauce for the TikTok algo. Other video app attempts will fail because they don't reward niche posting the same way

There’s something about crocheting my newest piece, under one of my most recent finished projects, while wearing an heirloom piece that my aunt Lonnie gifted me.

box of something called "Pinahs"

Moira Rose hollerin for tha dick like

I had to shave my sideburns because I fucked them up and now I’m kinda digging it.

Fuck it, might as well check on my island in Animal Crossing

Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria

I had to shave my sideburns due to an unfortunate mishap while trying to trim them, so if you see me while I’m try to grow them back … no u didn’t.