Sarah Tolcser

30 years ago Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as “the middle children of history” with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.

who could ever have predicted this from the guy who insulted soldiers at their funerals and winged paper towel rolls at hurricane victims

man they should be allowed to grow up the proper way, putting this on Blogspots or Livejournals that get 2 comments a day

And for those of us posting online about books and art, I mean, that's human. It's human to continue to defy the darkness to the very end.

The band on the Titanic literally played until it sank. You can't stop the human spirit from wanting to experience joy, no matter the conditions.

trump said he would never get "bored" of attacking iran, 30 seconds later he is talking about the nice drapes at the white house

What if there was a mindful way to steal people’s art, pollute Black neighborhoods, and raise everyone’s electric bill?

I feel like everyone does at least a frog

awwww yes! I love this for you haha.

Update: Oh hey I just got approved! Lol my vet references better have been great, after the money I have spent on these cats the past 20 years haha

the long 2003, they're calling it

fingers crossed it goes well!

awwww! I am happy for you and your new baby. It just sucks. I'm really lucky this time around bc I think I can bring home whatever the hell I want and Amelia will be like, "hi friend!"

Amelia is a pretty rare bird... she came from a foster with absolutely tons of cats. Not once in 5 years has she hissed at another cat. She wanted to befriend Teegs the first day she saw him, but naturally he did not feel the same way about her lol

I tend not to wait till I'm "ready" for a new cat. We are always a 2 cat household and Amelia is both very social & very bummed right now. I want to get her a buddy ASAP.

I have applied for a pretty silver stripe tabby, a color pattern I have never had. I am a big fan of gray cats... I've had 3 but they were all dilute torties. If she has already been adopted, there are several alternates I liked the look of at the same shelter. Hoping to go this weekend.

It's tough browsing local shelters bc there are so many orange cats. I'm not sure if I'll ever want another one, tbh. Teegs was just the quintessential Orange Boi.

so many pics in my phone the last 2 years of my eyes looking over this cat's butt while he rakes a hole in my shoulder haha

A orange cat clinging to a shoulder, wanting to be worn like a scarf.

10 lb orange scarf... so annoying but now I'm so glad I spoiled him and let him do it 😍

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

This continues for TEN PARAGRAPHS, pulling garbled info from my bio and awkwardly mashing it up with the book blurb. Hilariously, the "editor" has no last name in their sig. It's just... Suzzie.

Dying to know: does everyone else get Suzzie, or are there like 10 stupid names they cycle between? 😂

My name is Suzzie, and I am a Senior Editor at Scholastic Publishing. I do not reach out to authors without a compelling reason and Song of the Current gave me one that connects directly to everything your particular combination of writing and philosophy has prepared you to build.

These AI written scam emails to authors are so ridiculous. Yes, I'm sure *checks notes* Suzzie is a senior editor at Scholastic who is inquiring about a book that came out from another publisher 8 years ago, bc that's totally the way this works.

*Black and brown people being kidnapped and killed all over the world*

“We gotta stop everything to defend a guy with a Nazi tattoo.”

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

A flat bay just past sunset.

Change of scenery

Me driving across the Florida border : HI Escambia County! Fuck you, Ron desantis!

A distant selfie of me standing in nearly waist deep water of the middle of the Rio Grande River, with massive canyon walls on either side and clear blue sky overhead. This is Santa Elana Canyon, where the proposed border wall would begin. That would be a travesty. Besides, these canyon walls are their own, natural border wall.

A desert landscape in which the foreground is dotted with green shrubs and the background consists of mountains and two small peaks at the center. The sky is a warm yellow-orange due to the just-rising Sun. A large ocotillo cactus sticks up on the left side of the frame.

A photo of a desert landscape featuring rugged mountains under a cloudy sky just after sunrise. The foreground includes various desert plants with sunlight peeking behind a mountain peak, creating a warm glow and highlighting natural terrain textures.

A photo, taken at high elevation, of a mountainous landscape featuring layered ridges and peaks under a clear blue sky. Sunlight casts shadows highlighting rugged terrain and sparse vegetation, with distant mountains fading into a hazy horizon.

I've been to all 254 TX counties, and Big Bend is the very best of Texas. The stunning, expansive desert landscape still feels untouched. It deserves to stay that way. It breaks my heart thinking about it being needlessly ruined for a f***ing wall. Here's some photos I've taken there. 🧵4/4

I’m so sad. I hate this part of having pets.

A penguin in front of a house made out of a Penguin Random House box, posted by Penguin Random House, with the caption “this is who is living in the random house”.

Stop who did this 🤣

Don't know if ppl outside NOLA know this, but we have lots of great Vietnamese here and VietCajun fusion, especially if you go out to New Orleans East.

Going through my pics and there are like 50 variations on this theme 😆