@mr-sparks87.bsky.social
So this is new.
In the coming days and weeks, if you see someone stealing food from the grocery store, NO THE FUCK YOU DIDNβT!
30.10.2025 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can Verstappen just fuck off?
19.10.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am so incredibly tired of Max Verstappen.
18.10.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well thatβs my Halloween costume sorted.
11.10.2025 17:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Disassociation is my favorite hobby.
26.09.2025 22:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
libs of tiktok melting down that GWAR did a comic bit about killing trump, which they've done with every president for years, as well as a broad range of public figures
this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR
22.09.2025 22:02 β π 2046 π 387 π¬ 100 π 190joining the war on autism on the side of autism
22.09.2025 18:23 β π 6076 π 1929 π¬ 10 π 36Tylenol does NOT cause Autism you fucking assholes!
22.09.2025 15:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOL Spurs
13.08.2025 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weight-loss hack: Become violently ill for a week so as not being able to eat. Watch the pounds melt off.
25.07.2025 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RIP Ozzy
22.07.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon: hear me out
Tesla marketing guy: oh no
Elon: what ifβ¦
Tesla marketing guy: please stop
Elon: what if we put Hitler in cars
My grandmother has been talking to my dad recently. My dad passed away 28 years ago.
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18.06.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Call your father.
15.06.2025 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Living through constant major historical events is getting tiresome.
13.06.2025 01:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pro-tip: Listening to the angsty, angry, music you used to listen to high school, and obscene levels of caffeine, make for a pretty good work out.
01.06.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Officially 100lbs. down!
26.05.2025 12:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs the best racing day of the year! Monaco GP, Indianapolis 500, Coca Cola 600. My body is ready!
25.05.2025 12:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have learned that I am a bit of a masochist when it comes to the gym. I love going to muscular failure on exercises. Especially legs.
23.05.2025 13:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I felt the exact same way. I tried. But couldnβt get into them.
19.05.2025 14:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching confirmed tornadoes to my north and to my south. So, you know.
17.05.2025 00:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First Pope to have plausibly tried Malort.
08.05.2025 22:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I humbly accept my new role as Pope.
08.05.2025 16:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CBS really just cut away from the start of the game to watch some smoke.
07.05.2025 19:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs it. Thatβs the sign this country is no more.
05.05.2025 13:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Old Kentucky Home > every other state song.
03.05.2025 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well itβs come to the point where I am talking to my doctor about removing a certain diagnosis from my medical record.
22.04.2025 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wish everyone a happy holiday to those who celebrate. Oh, you thought I was talking about Easter? Nah, Happy 420!
20.04.2025 14:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs not wrong?
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