Happy Saturday Goon Captions!!!!
Don't go outside because there's nothing for you there, stay inside locked in your room jerking off for a lot of Porn because this is the perfect weekend for a Gooner!!!
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I'm a pathetic loser gooner porn addict that spend all my free time in my Dark Room/Goon Cave jerking off for Porn!!! My relationship status: Married with my handpussy forever!!!
Happy Saturday Goon Captions!!!!
Don't go outside because there's nothing for you there, stay inside locked in your room jerking off for a lot of Porn because this is the perfect weekend for a Gooner!!!
Happy Friday Goon Captions!!!
Enjoy your entire weekend watching a lot of Porn with your handpussy!!!
Make Porn Goddesses very proud of your Gooner!!!
My bed is totally soaked in a lot of precum, the smell is amazing and I just want to jerkoff all day long for Porn don't thinking in anything else!!!
07.08.2025 12:27 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Arrive at Home a couple minutes ago of the job trip and now all I want to do all night long is enjoy a lot of Porn with my handpussy because nothing is better to relax with Porn!!!
06.08.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Anytime because you deserve this so much!!!
05.08.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love so much to be a gooner pussyfree that's worship more and more Porn every single day because Porn is Art and Goddess Mia Malkova is a Masterpiece!!!!
05.08.2025 09:36 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I have to trip for work today and maybe I will come back Wednesday, but I always bring my personal notebook with me to post here and consume a lot of Porn that I have in my notebook.
So now I'm naked at Hotel room ready to enjoy my handpussy and Porn Goddesses all night long!!!
I love so much Goddess Mia Malkova because she always put me in the right place that I deserve and tell me everything that I love to listening because all of this is totally true about me!!!
It's amazing that Mia always take care of my pussyfree lifestyle!!!
Brain is gone....Porn is in control of my life!!!!
03.08.2025 06:18 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Sunday's are made to spend all day long jerking off worshipping so much Porn because nothing is better than this for Gooners like us!!!
Keep gooning and make Porn Goddesses very proud of you!!!
Almost a couple hours ago a person of my family calls me to know if I want to go out this Saturday night, but I told that I'm very busy working in a new project and the true is that I'm working to study more and more the beautiful of Porn, so I'm impossible to go outside!!!
02.08.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I know very well the reason that I'm always behind my screens with my cock in hand losing my mind over the amazing big ass of Goddess AJ Applegate....
The reason is that I love to be a pathetic loser gooner that want a pussyfree lifestyle forever and don't want any real woman!!!
Happy Saturday Goon Captions!!!
02.08.2025 10:51 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Spending my Friday's night always with the best date ever:
Porn, Porn and so much Porn!!!!
As usual I didn't get any sleep last night because I love to begin Friday's jerking off a lot for Porn and continue doing this all Friday long!!!
Nothing is better to spend all night long/all day long enjoying the handpussy worshipping so much Porn!!!
3 weeks at moment...
01.08.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Another Friday arrives and my rules for the entire weekend are:
1) Stay inside
2) Locked in my Goon Cave is the better and safe place
3) Porn in all my screens
4) Handpussy lubed
5) Outside world doesn't matter
6) I love my pussyfree lifestyle forever
7) Cumming is not allowed
My devotion for Porn is growing up day after day and I just love this lifestyle and I will never change for another.
Sometimes my family ask me why the reason that I don't go out and I explain that's because my job, but the true is that Porn control all my life forever!!!
Wednesday Goon Captions!!!
30.07.2025 10:58 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Tuesday Goon Captions!!!
29.07.2025 20:48 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Almost 96 hours of gooning since Thursday's night and I cannot stopping to jerk off and worship a lo of Porn!!!
Extending this weekend is amazing to feel all the dopamine in my body, my cock asking for more and I cannot ignore my cock because he's needs much more Porn!!!
I love all the benefits that's just Porn give for us!!!
For this reason Porn deserves so much our devotion more and more every single day!!!
I didn't sleep and now is Monday morning....I'm still jerking off for Porn soaked in a pool of precum in my bed, the smell of my Goon Cave is amazing...I'll keep gooning all Monday long because I need/want to go more deeper and deeper with Porn because Porn is my entire life!!!
28.07.2025 10:59 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2I decide to extend my weekend on this Monday because I feel that I'm not jerk off enough and I'm not worship Porn enough too, so I'll not sleep on this night to jerk off more and worship more Porn too and why I'm doing this?
It's very simple:
Because Porn is my Life!!!!
Spending all Sunday long locked in my Goon Cave jerking off for a lot of Porn because I don't care with outside world, just the inside world of my room that's matter making me feel so good and happy!!!
27.07.2025 15:51 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Happy Sunday Goon Captions!!!
If you want to be a better Gooner, please do an overtime this weekend extending your pleasure for Porn!!!
I love so much all the feelings that Porn give to me while I jerk off all Saturday long locked in my Goon Cave that's smell so fucking good because my bed is a pool of precum and my room is a mess!!!
26.07.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Saturday Goon Captions!!!
26.07.2025 10:54 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm jerking off for almost 12 hours but this is not enough....
I need to jerk off for much more hours because it's the Goon Weekend and Porn Goddesses need my devotion, so I'll keep gooning all day and night long with no rest!!!
Friday's night and I'm doing the same thing that I do:
Locked in my Goon Cave, jerking off a lot for Porn enjoying so much my handpussy!!!!
A perfect date for a perfect pussyfree lifestyle!!!