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"Here’s the short version: The American regime thinks war is about ultra-lethal alpha warriors blowing shit up. The Iranian regime understands that war is actually about logistics and political will.

I am concerned that that the U.S. is playing checkers, while Iran plays chess."

Herzog: "I'm not dealing with pardons while we are all at war. We will consider the request with no influence of external pressure."

JFC...This is the Liver King 2.0 shit.

JACOBS: Are we at war with Iran?

COLBY: We're in a military action

JACOBS: Yesterday, Trump said 'we're doing very well on the war front' and previously he said, 'we should expect casualties because that often happens in war.' So is he wrong?

COLBY: I'm not the right person to weigh in

Lmfao 🤡

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Hegseth: "This is not a so-called regime change war"

Trump: "I have to be involved in the appointment, like with Delcy in Venezuela"

NEW: Donald Trump is demanding that Israel’s President Isaac Herzog immediately pardon Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in his corruption trial. Trump tells Israel’s Channel 12 in a phone interview that Herzog must give Netanyahu a pardon “today,” saying he doesn’t want Netanyahu distracted by anything other than the war with Iran. Trump called Herzog “a disgrace” and said he had “promised me five times” to pardon Netanyahu, warning: “Tell him I’m exposing him.”

Out of control

among other things, it's very very funny to imagine Trump having granular knowledge and strong opinions about various obscure Iranian regime figures possibly in the running.

93 million Iranians may also have opinions.

Congratulations to future Iranian Supreme Leader Kushner

Wow

Truly the mad king. Totally batshit

Photo of a ceramic plate, with etched text on it that reads "please don't do cocaine in the bathroom"

Getting my annual eye exam, and they apparently have a policy against fun

Exclusive: Trump says he must be involved in picking Iran's next leader "Khamenei's son is unacceptable to me. We want someone that will bring harmony and peace to Iran."

"They are wasting their time. Khamenei's son is a lightweight. I have to be involved in the appointment, like with Delcy [Rodriguez] in Venezuela,"

Ummm..yeah.. that's not very reassuring.

www.axios.com/2026/03/05/i...

Propaganda is hard

Panicking much? Lol

I don't think that the SAVE act includes anything about points 4 or 5? I think he's just throwing in some anti-trans stuff into his post for the fun of it?

The Trump Administration is considering asking Congress for new emergency spending for the Iran War.

Hell no. This is our chance to draw a line in the sand and use our power to stop this war before it kills more Americans and sends the Middle East into more chaos.

Here’s How Long Trump Is Planning for the Iran War to Last Donald Trump predicted it would be over in four weeks. Officials in his administration are planning on something much longer.

"U.S. Central Command requested the Pentagon dispatch more military intelligence officers to its Florida headquarters in order to support operations in Iran for at least 100 days, but likely until September"

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Obama calls on Virginians to vote for redistricting in special election “Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy, but right now they are under threat,” Obama said.

🚨BREAKING: A day before early voting begins in Virginia’s redistricting referendum, Barack Obama called on Virginians to vote in favor of a state constitutional amendment allowing the legislature to redraw its congressional map to counter GOP gerrymanders. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Yessss...Trailer for BEEF season 2 just dropped.

Russia Is Big Winner as Iran War Drains Supplies That Ukraine Needs Kyiv faces a shortfall of missile interceptors for its air defense, while surging oil prices are boosting Russia’s economy

Of course

We are endowed by our Creator with certain inalienable rights, among them the liberty to bomb the crap out of people I don't like

Yep

So cringe it's hard to watch these clips.

Secretary Noem acknowledges ICE and CBP can't shoot Americans for peacefully protesting, videotaping ICE officers or lawfully carrying a firearm, and yet her agents are routinely violating the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. There is a total leadership breakdown requiring immediate change.

By BEN LEFEBVRE 03/05/2026 05:00 AM EST f • • • President Donald Trump's chief of staff, Susie Wiles, is telling his advisers to bring ideas to the Oval Office to lower gasoline prices in the wake of the U.S. attack on Iran, according to two energy industry executives familiar with the conversations. The White House is "looking under every rock for ideas on improving energy prices, especially gasoline prices," said one of the executives, who was granted anonymity to describe internal administration discussions.

I have an idea. Here’s my idea: We should have had this meeting last week before we started bombing Iran. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

This war isn’t an emergency that requires us to give the president more latitude. It’s a monstrosity that requires that judges, lawmakers and above all citizens work to preserve the integrity of elections and the republic.

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Don't fuck with my french vanilla flavored iced coffee, bro.

That's crossing a line.