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Malcolm Henry Emmons

@treslude.bsky.social

Formerly known as "Steve". I'm an artist/ weirdo from Maine. My wife owns Nerdcore (tabletop gaming; records; local weird goods including taxidermy, apparel, decor, and art).

22 Followers  |  12 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 28.11.2024  |  2.0459

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Protect Local Public Media: Sign the Petition Show Congress that Americans value public media.

URGENT CALL TO ACTION!

protectmypublicmedia.org/protect-publ...

15.05.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only time I've ever used an oil based paint marker for an entirely legal reason (though definitely not my first time using said art supply) and it exploded on me...

I feel like that's a got to be divine intervention...

27.03.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a very real possibility I'll be starting a new Facebook account soon. Lol.

12.03.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Facebook REALLY DOESN'T want you to post about Musk's email...

11.03.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fun fact. Unelected South African Facists Whitehouse email is now public knowledge...

newrepublic.com/post/192429/...

07.03.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have some regrets about my one am meal choice.... maybe only four hot dogs next time...

21.02.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's 1:20 am. You are my phone, dutifully playing Ready To Rumble on Tubi.

This graceful display of evolution is what you are providing this service for while it eats a can of baked beans and five hot dogs in a goblin squat, more baked than aforementioned beans...

21.02.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Really craving steamed hams.

15.02.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This energy.

10.02.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 42495    πŸ” 6332    πŸ’¬ 621    πŸ“Œ 197
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For the first time, ever, I'm starting to make a home in this pile of muscle and bone.

I've started sorting the trash pile in the attic and painting the walls.

39 years an alien in my own meat mech is long enough.

I'm never going back.

07.02.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*you're. Too stupid for pronouns, too stupid for grammar.

06.02.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least IRS agents go through a vetting process that isn't "a South African Neo Nazi likes my under 26 year old ass enough to let me have access to every Americans personal data"

Sorry that you hate diversity, inclusion and equity. Don't benefit from any of them you boot-chugging basement dweller

06.02.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Strike Card β€” The General Strike By Signing a Strike Card is one of most important steps you can take in ensuring the success of The General Strike. By doing so you will receive important emails and SMS updates. The Strike card is ...

Take action:

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31.01.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the fuck is wrong with people?
The "husband" being referred to in this is a registered sex offender who plead guilty to charges of possession and offering to distribute photos of an obscene nature of a person he knew to be a minor in the state of CA. She lied about his NAME to me for YEARS.

30.01.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are...welcome?

28.01.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
GUTALAX - DIARRHERO ( Official videoclip ) 2023
YouTube video by GUTALAXgoregrind GUTALAX - DIARRHERO ( Official videoclip ) 2023

Consider this a mental health check in, I think...

I'm starting the day off with 90's shit schlock horror "The Suckling" and Gutalax.

youtu.be/O8kGgtF-C4w?...

28.01.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Punk house. PUNK house. PUNK HOUSE!

24.01.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for procedural lawyer spinoff, FBI-CIA-ESQ...

23.01.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does it even belong to you if you haven't doodled on it?

21.01.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely glad it's not just us!

19.01.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got to spend time with my brother from another mother last night. Brought him a housewarming/divorce present that got us both cackling. It was time full of laughter, crying, and a whole lot of hugs and I'm grateful for it.

Anyways, here's two photos:

17.01.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why every arm of an octopus moves with a mind of its own There is β€˜an equivalent to a spinal cord running down the center of every single arm.’

More weird/overwhelming Octopus facts to have a weird existential crisis about at 3am, each octopus tentacle can function independently of the brain...

www.popsci.com/science/octo...

16.01.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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50+ yards of thread and SEVERAL HOURS of hand-sewing later, the vest is ready for it's first hand-wash in a LONG TIME.

Now with zero holes, inner liner, functional pockets AND a button hole (I only ever button the bottom one anyways).

14.01.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dead Kennedys - Halloween
YouTube video by Hewish Dead Kennedys - Halloween

Watching people in 2025 pretend that their "dignity" or "self-respect" (non-existent in their photos) are the reasons they won't live an authentic life...

I'm not saying dress like me.

I'm saying "dignity" and "self-respect" aren't worth the hassle, man.

Song of the day:

youtu.be/AWUYnWDgDUA?...

14.01.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went back to get another yard of this fabric and it's all gone.

So I'm gonna face this outward and use the cutouts from the arm holes to patch the last couple tears I can see. It's too pretty to wait for the denim to tear more to see it.

12.01.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black denim vest with buttons and patches, red fabric with traditional tattoo print.

Black denim vest with buttons and patches, red fabric with traditional tattoo print.

Putting a liner in my rotting battle vest to have something to hold it together...

11.01.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Some days it feels that way, but he's got far too much of my feral personality to be anything but mine.

10.01.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat looking mildly annoyed while receiving cuddles from a toddler.

Cat looking mildly annoyed while receiving cuddles from a toddler.

2 years ago I found this little goblin in the garage.

He's only recently decided the rest of the family can cuddle him.

Thanks to the cat distribution system for James P. Titten.

10.01.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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