jeff heavydog jeffheavydog - Bluesky Statics

shit AGAIN? fuck.

26.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

well. shit.

20.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well well well

18.11.2025 12:27 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hey everybody welcome to heavydog wednesday where we elect muslim mayors and kick billionaires in the teeth (with pickaxes)

05.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

lookie lookie who's got the cookie

23.10.2025 12:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

real. bro.

23.10.2025 11:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

are we still talking about glue

23.10.2025 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one cannot gay wrong (?)

22.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you ate glue as a kid you're gay now sorry i don't make the rules

22.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

arf

22.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you

12.09.2025 16:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not nearly enough dead ceos today

cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15.01.2025 18:20 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

rest in piss bozo

24.07.2025 16:59 — 👍 252 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1

and this is the thanks i get!?

(na na na na)

21.08.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thin line between yeet and skeet

dangerous

21.08.2025 16:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin

21.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 370 🔁 40 💬 54 📌 2

we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch

21.08.2025 15:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in

07.08.2025 11:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ow cramps

05.08.2025 11:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rtbhynu rtbyu ryrb y

31.07.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GRITS?

29.07.2025 21:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists

29.07.2025 14:26 — 👍 2326 🔁 569 💬 23 📌 6

love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off

always here for your pissposting needs

28.07.2025 14:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rest in piss bozo

24.07.2025 16:59 — 👍 252 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 1

dunna dun, dun-dun dun

dunna-dunna dun dun dun

dunna dun, dun-dun dun

dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!

11.07.2025 12:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm not your buddy, fuckhead

10.07.2025 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!?

10.07.2025 17:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you are weary of the news

i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible

we are not the same

03.07.2025 12:51 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

but more importantly i just don't have the fucking TIME for your stupid shit right now

02.07.2025 14:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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30.06.2025 13:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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