jeff heavydog

shoot more right wing pissbabies in their dumb fuckin faces please thank you

not nearly enough dead ceos today

cmon people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rest in piss bozo

and this is the thanks i get!?

(na na na na)

thin line between yeet and skeet

dangerous

when he’s about to cum and you tie up his foreskin

we should all be too busy killing billionaires to make plans for brunch

people walking, people talking, people bashing their own skulls in

ow cramps

rtbhynu rtbyu ryrb y

GRITS?

great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists

love when a rest in piss bozo skeet pops off

always here for your pissposting needs

rest in piss bozo

dunna dun, dun-dun dun

dunna-dunna dun dun dun

dunna dun, dun-dun dun

dunna-dunna ICEBUSTERS!

i'm not your buddy, fuckhead

WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA SUCK TO SUCK A DICK AROUND HERE!!??!??!?!?

you are weary of the news

i am actively rooting for the global sport of hunting down billionaires and killing them as painfully as possible

we are not the same

but more importantly i just don't have the fucking TIME for your stupid shit right now

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

hut hut HIKE

cut my life into pieces

this is my final option

andrew cummo
sticky bummo
loser energy maximummo

welcome to jackass

pish pash posh

i'm in the sauce!!!

urethral stretching ohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

damn this skeet popped off

unlike fuckin ice

i'm not even putting ice in my fuckin DRINKS anymore

it's fuck ice forever babyyyyyyyyy

i dont know anymore

thanks for all the fish

ah