Caladria - Wee Con 🏴‍☠️

Fair

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

There are people who don't do everything like that?

Happy birthday!

His chatter with the sea was too loud and woke someone up (1/2)

#OFMD #OFMDcraft

#ficrec #ofmdfic

This story is exactly what I needed right now. Kindness. Hope. Love. Gentleness. Figuring out their shit, and an ending that made me sob real human tears.

Happy birthday!

Sorry about the bones, even if there is no break.

Incredible

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

Truth

screenshot of guy looking at other girl meme. Girl he is ignoring labeled "g-spot" and girl he is looking at labeled "cervix" the guy is labeled "men" First comment: If I go deeper, it's automatically better, right? Reply: Ask the dwarves of Moria about that

I posted this a bit ago

Pencil sketch of Izzy Hands from the series Our Flag means Death in a modern AU poledancing setting. He's hanging downwards from the pole, reaching down towards a hand offering a paper rose to him.

Who's Izzy's mysterious admirer?

Y'all can thank @caladria.bsky.social for talking me into more poledance boys 🤭

(Also, drawing poledancing positions is a whe new level of 'how the fuck does anatomy work?' T^T)

#ofmd #ofmdart #IzzyHands

Self service 100%

I bet you'd be amazing at jealous edizzy

A whole story you say 👀

You knew it would happen we want to see more

Rakiura on the live cam has a chick as well!

a group of people standing in front of a pizza truck . ALT: a group of people standing in front of a pizza truck .

Ed's belly!
Keep going

You get to hear me talk about me, if you want to, as I chat fic with Ariana!

Infinitely better than "thanks again?!" 😂

Gorgeous

A digital painting of Ed and Stede. They’re in just their underwear. Ed is sitting on a table and Stede is between his legs. Ed’s hand is on Stede’s side and Stede’s hand is on Ed’s thigh. Ed’s hair is down. They kissin

Trying something new and I think I like it??

Anyway they kissin

Happy birthday!

Omgg

This is incredible

That shit is HARD (from someone who knows) so absolutely well done. Every little thing you do will make the next step a little bit easier than it would have been.

You have seen so much of Rory

Oh hi it me.

The Moomins

Their giant gaping empty mouths.
Their angry angry friend.
Their freakish friend who might be a cursed human or might be a cursed scarecrow.