literally dumb

Another day at Bluesky, and it looks like growth is not slowing down! Welcome!

We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:

*Do not question what just happened.*

"I was saying loser to the emo grape though."

"Now I’m gonna go find my robots."

*Tessa then left by no clipping through the ceiling.*

//i didn’t even get a notification for that

"Loser!"

"Now where are my robots…?"

//Good.

"Oh good they finally stopped talking…"

"NO, I DON’T WANNA SHUT UP!"

//Uzi, shut up or I will burn an N plush in front of you.

//shut up Uzi this is why you’re an outcast.

"SHUT UP WRITER!!!!!! WAAAA!!"

//lucky

"Writer person, shut up please."

//aw

"Interesting…"

"Man I wish it was easier to type but I can’t cause Bluesky only works perfectly on phones."

*Tessa shut up, stop breaking the fourth wall.*

":("

"No."

"Can you explain what it is?"

"What’s Naruto?"

*Tessa clearly had no idea what anime was.*

"You, silly drone! Cause you look like, well, an emo grape."

"But what are you watching?"

*Tessa cutely violently kicks down the door.*

"…"

"What are you watching there? And why do you look like an emo grape-"

hell yeah!!!!!

something something murder drones

I love that my timeline is mostly filled with cats. I need more.

first post time, yay!!!!