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AIBN presents THE FISTCAST! podcast, a free-wheelin’, hard-cocked exploration of the art of cinema and the pursuit of love, liberty, and brotherhood. https://aintitbalenews.com/ https://open.spotify.com/show/1AyoTIIvzsOMXLDADaorcg

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Thank you, Barry. #AIBNForever

28.01.2026 20:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Massawyrm was always a whiny bitch.

15.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will he be accepting via satellite?

14.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FUCK CHARLIE KIRK. ~ BALE 12:19

10.09.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somebody hand that crackhead a lozenge. Shit is embarrassing. Fuck.

20.05.2025 19:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll get back to prayers after you suck the mayo outta this crucifix, babe.

15.05.2025 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Need a kissing booth with her ass in it.

10.05.2025 15:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD

06.05.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Steampunk dyke. What's the big deal?

05.05.2025 22:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't get the sense that this walking urinal has much value for any one or any thing. She's the mooch friend you can't get to leave—about as talented as she is sexually appealing.

29.04.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You bitches just can't give George his fucking due, can you?

29.04.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FUCK THE POLICE. #FreeHaleyJoel

18.04.2025 06:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, I get it. All the white power incel bros are tied into the crypto culture, but it's not about the financial opportunities -- it's more about them being dipshit pussy weirdos incapable of human interaction.

25.03.2025 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha. This fucking obsession over this boogeyman that kills like 500 hillbillies a year. Who gives a shit.

18.03.2025 19:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Born on a farm in rural County Cork in 1890, the great Michael Collins was a towering 20th century hero who founded the Irish Army, became its first commander-in-chief, and never tired of pounding pussy and pint in equal parts.

#StPatricksDay #AIBNHallofProfessionals

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17.03.2025 16:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fight these nuts on your chin, you spineless polyp.

14.03.2025 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER

11.03.2025 21:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Real cinephiles be like

10.03.2025 05:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The votes are in and this shit is over! Congratulations to the cast and crew of #AIBN official selection for Best Picture, the monumental triumph - I'M STILL HERE. #Oscars #SlavaBrazil

02.03.2025 23:54 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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02.03.2025 07:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The BIGGEST names—the BEST analysis—an unholy 5 HOUR debate on 26 HOURS of total fucking movie, barely half of which are good—join us for another legendary entry in the annual OSCAR FIST! 👊🏿

#Oscars #AIBNForever

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open.spotify.com/episode/5LNF...

28.02.2025 16:58 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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Boycott it entirely. There's no reason to continue normalizing that orange cunt.

01.03.2025 00:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good to see some Oscar week traditions still in force

28.02.2025 17:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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28.02.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The BIGGEST names—the BEST analysis—an unholy 5 HOUR debate on 26 HOURS of total fucking movie, barely half of which are good—join us for another legendary entry in the annual OSCAR FIST! 👊🏿

#Oscars #AIBNForever

aintitbalenews.com/node/6933

open.spotify.com/episode/5LNF...

28.02.2025 16:58 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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It was a murder gone wrong, but it was actually HER trying to do him. She thought he was asleep. Opened up the valve. He suddenly popped up from bed and grabbed her... WE GO TOGETHER BITCH. Popeye gave everything he had to hold her still. RIP King.

27.02.2025 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Normalize giving stuff away for free, you cheap bitch.

25.02.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0