Kyle Palmer

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

Black cat

Cat photo to break up the doom

Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
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Microdosing friendship by hearting posts but never actually talking to anyone

YouTube video by Pearlmania500 HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS EVERYDAY. STOP LYING THAT YOU DIDNT KNOW.

THEY NEED TO STOP PRETENDING LIKE HE NEVER SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS.

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It’s so disturbing and strange that the Trump administration is expanding the anticipated assault on DEI to include an A: accessibility.

Accessibility for disabled federal employees is mandated under law. If you take this new mandate seriously, federal employees have to … break those laws? Crazy.

Another app to shout into the void. Can’t help but feel like I’m talking to myself.

Small Changes Michael Kiwanuka · Album · 2024 · 11 songs

Out today 😍🎶

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The MRI tech correctly guessed “90s grunge” as a Pandora station I’d like and she didn’t even see my Daria socks.

Post from Adam If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report. Just fyi

Raw unvarnished truth here.

I made it last year too! Delicious. The Nutmeg Maple Cream Pie is always a hit too.

Smash The Offspring · Album · 1994 · 14 songs

If you don’t also sing the guitar parts in “So Alone” we can’t be friends

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They know. They don’t care.

A decade of “Dems are gr**mers and kid r*pers” and they nominate the fucking legion of doom of monetized molesters.

Why do I get the feeling we are going to hold Trump accountable by documenting every broken campaign promise while the people he made the promises to won’t care?

Notice how the same folks who called Kamala Harris “unqualified” are excited about a Fox News host and Matt Gaetz landing jobs they’re wildly unfit for

Gross 🤮

Social work Reddit has gotten dark 😱

Parkside 👀

Delco here too!

Hello fellow geriatric millennial. I’m also cats, Delco & 💙

I hereby propose we just go ahead and change America’s National Anthem to the the Benny Hill theme song (Yakkity Sax).

At least maybe then it’ll make some sense.

Gonna try another old-Twitter-style thread, since the last one got a lot of engagement. This time about a topic some people have raised, but needs more attention: the likelihood that Trump's tariffs will become an engine of immense corruption 1/

Obsessed

YouTube video by Jenn Jitterbug 7 Year Bitch - Dead Men Don't Rape (live 1993)

As an elder millennial, I prefer 7 Year Bitch but I always love a new generation of riot grrls.

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