Waldorf Sixpence

New goal for Solo: unlock the new pants

Hanky code:

Yellow: Piss
Red: Fisting
Purple: Armpits
Red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue then yellow then red then blue: Clown stuff

amusingly she said if "have a conversation with a stranger" feels unrealistic i could ask supermarket staff where the pickles are. closer. CLOSER.

therapist is slowly moving my goalposts closer and closer until we come up with something that seems like a realistic goal. we have gone from "join a hobby group for something that interests you" to "have a conversation with a stranger"

YouTube video by RebelTube EEE EEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=RINq7amRdzM&feature=youtu.be

also lol: hey we heard you have ADHD. if you want treatment you must solve my three riddles and perform a bunch of boring and pointless administrative tasks

fuck off pal. i see what you're doing here. this is not subtle!

i should not have to, essentially, gamble on whether i can get treatment. pick a name out of a hat and it's a coin toss whether they actually provide treatment or not. isnt it the NHS's job to figure out how to provide care?? why am *I* the one who has to fucking source it????

GOD i hate "right to choose" for ADHD treatment providers. just having to google an enormous list of private clinics that the NHS outsources to and every single one is a bunch of 1 star reviews noting that they're an obvious scam with no interest in providing healthcare, just soaking up funds

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

i dont think developing an entire ass video game and then it only being available for about 4 weeks is a sustainable business model yet it keeps happening

this image has been cropped - the full version has a *shocking* amount of yellow marks within the USA, lmao

oh my god id never even clocked that it was a pen name instead of just an incredibly unfortunate decision by his parents. fucking HELL

Tweet from chuuch (@ch000ch): [slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day.

A zoom in of the placard from the previous post. Church Street has been misspelled as "Church Strret".

Anyway, Church Strret.

A placard describing the history of Church Street. Historic photos of the area as well as pictures of some local landmarks are shown.

What a lovely thing to have been put up in the local area. It's so nice to get a little bit of history, isn't? Just a nice little thing that they didn't have to do but makes it feel a cozier place to call home.

Really embarrassing shit to try to piggyback off the Greens' popularity like this while hiding your affiliation with the rotting corpse of the Labour party

went to the cinema the other day and before the movie there were three separate adverts for joining the military. it's really gross that we just tolerate this as a society. it should be a black stain on your reputation as well as your soul to spout that shit

i feel this panel in my bones

We had good luck with selfimed getting a refurb/as new one. It's a resmed autoset 10, I believe. I think it has an app you can connect to but it's not a subscription or anything. Might still be pricey but not as pricey as new/chasing private diagnosis

Israel bombing schoolchildren, again. American cheering them on, again. The UK saying "well it's a bit messy but of course we have to support our allies", again. It's just so miserable and unnecessary and pointless and cruel

This is 90% of dudes dating profile pictures

You know the dodos hate to see that brim coming

i think to celebrate the green victory over labour it should have been illegal for keir starmer to say anything for 24 hours. nobody needs to hear from that guy. shut up

Happy Pokemon Day!! I'm reposting the maps I drew of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh. Every trainer's journey through Gens 1 -4 is all here!

A small brick building with union flag bunting outside. A stack of beer kegs is piled up outside. The signage reads "Crafty Fox" and is coupled with a slightly off-brand version of the fox from Zootopia.

Did a double take passing this micro pub earlier today (photo not mine)

reform or labour could have won if either of them had stepped aside but they split the right wing vote straight down the middle and both lost hahahaha get annihilated

Gorton and Denton by-election result:

GRN: 40.7% (+27.5)
REF: 28.7% (+14.7)
LAB: 25.4% (-25.3)
CON: 1.9% (-6.0)
LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1)

Green GAIN from Labour.

Hahahaha absolutely get FUCKED Labour you shitty little right wing cretins

they will tack further right, of course

starmer in a red seat slumped over looking down at his hands