when the edible hits and you try to play it cool
08.03.2026 18:35 β π 4212 π 606 π¬ 29 π 20when the edible hits and you try to play it cool
08.03.2026 18:35 β π 4212 π 606 π¬ 29 π 20BRO LMAO
07.03.2026 21:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Emit calling me about Lincolnβs the minute I arrive at the intersection in front of the shopβ¦ the universe aligns in crazy ways
07.03.2026 21:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picture of me from the shoulders down. Iβm wearing a black T shirt with the words LIGHTS in red on it and booty shorts with the word lights on the front of the left thigh
Me wearing the same outfit from the back. The shirt has tour dates on it and the shorts say come get your girl on the butt
These are really good quality too ily lights
07.03.2026 14:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
07.03.2026 03:02 β π 2070 π 474 π¬ 1 π 15Wow that was awesomesauce sheβs such a great performer . Plus cute merch
07.03.2026 04:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seizing even
06.03.2026 22:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stressed tf out but also feeling really cute about being extremely competent and strongβ¦.. ladiesβ¦. Gentlemenβ¦. Individualsβ¦.
06.03.2026 22:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm crawling to that lights concert on my hands and knees after this shiftβ¦ I carried a whole sizing fainted lady today. And that was just one thing
06.03.2026 22:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and weβre doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
06.03.2026 19:47 β π 30168 π 7470 π¬ 224 π 238Peter. The horse is here
06.03.2026 03:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Ding dong the witch is dead
www.ms.now/news/kristi-...
You shiver, and the city shivers with you.
05.03.2026 16:25 β π 86 π 26 π¬ 0 π 1Im a man of many mysteries and conflicting opinions
05.03.2026 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think itβs a weed strain but just the phrase βwhite runtβ with no contextβ¦ so easily forgotten
05.03.2026 14:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is bad, Misha.
05.03.2026 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fishies :)
05.03.2026 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Screenshot of the notes up that just reads βingredienceβ
Screenshot of the notes app that reads βcomputer password Acabβ
Screenshot of the notes app that reads βwhite runt French cookieβ
I was looking at my notes app and found . Mysteries
05.03.2026 14:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Step 1. Stop fat fingering b minor chord
Step 2. Write about my hometown
Step 3. ??
Step 4. Profit
You know what maybe I will make an album
05.03.2026 13:20 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Factory regulation being fraught now probably also has to do with it
05.03.2026 04:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
America doing its best impression of one of my favorite dril tweets
04.03.2026 17:14 β π 81 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
05.03.2026 02:21 β π 189 π 49 π¬ 0 π 1Iβm so sorry Jordan :( my thoughts are with you and your family. What a hard thing to go through
05.03.2026 01:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river
The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.
They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.
The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.
stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
Noah Kahan the view between villages
04.03.2026 22:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did my own readingβ¦ I left bald
04.03.2026 17:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happening now in Chicago's federal plaza:
A rally is underway in solidarity with trans people in Kansas whose drivers' licenses were suddenly invalidated last week, due to the enactment of a new state law that requires a person's gender on their license to match their assigned sex at birth.