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Writer, illustrator, comic book reader, movie enjoyer Author of the novel: GRIM PORTENTS (available now on my website or anywhere books are sold) Website: ChristianAkins.com Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/FfI1

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I wonder if the Predator ever had this problem

#writingcommunity #writesky #wipsnips #earthlings

28.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that was the scariest monster I’ve ever seen in Resident Evil 9 Jesus Christ

28.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGod they just keep comin outta there huh”

28.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, switching back over to RE9 now, but I’m very exited to dive back into Turok when I’m done

28.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I beat Turok 2 today (another childhood goal) because I wanted to move on to RE9. But, I was a little curious to start Turok 3 because I never even knew it existed until I bought the remaster trilogy. This game is SO different and WEIRDLY similar to Resident Evil game?? Has anyone played Turok 3?

28.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we’re talkin

27.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking the bullet train to nap city

26.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A better version looks like it might be the upcoming movie Exit 8 which is based on a similar backrooms style video game. Looks creepy as hell, so if Backrooms doesn’t pan out, at least there’s that!

26.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear, this is a low estimate for me, I think I’m in the 90% range

26.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Texts that say:

What percentage of days of your adult life do you think you've said the word Dracula

84%

Texts that say: What percentage of days of your adult life do you think you've said the word Dracula 84%

Had this thought while talking about Dracula for the 1 billionth time so I decided to check

26.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

25.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! Im hoping to complete this draft in the next two months and so far I think it’s going really good!

25.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! Hope you enjoy it (eventually)!

25.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! I’ve had a great time writing this one, really proud of it so far!

25.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Title EARTHLINGS! Over the curve of the earth

Title EARTHLINGS! Over the curve of the earth

A group of second generation aliens sleeper cells have spent their entire lives assimilating to human culture and gathering intelligence for the home world. To them, the eventual overthrow of farth has always been a distant goal meant for future generations.

Now, when ordered to abduct and replace a human girl they have betriended, one of the alien operatives realizes that they have grown to care more for their found home and family than they do for their own people. She sabotages the abduction and goes on the run with the human girl.

Her friends are ordered to track her down; but now questioning their own mission, they find themselves wondering if the entire invasion is a mistake and if they have more in common with these Earthlings than they ever thought...

A group of second generation aliens sleeper cells have spent their entire lives assimilating to human culture and gathering intelligence for the home world. To them, the eventual overthrow of farth has always been a distant goal meant for future generations. Now, when ordered to abduct and replace a human girl they have betriended, one of the alien operatives realizes that they have grown to care more for their found home and family than they do for their own people. She sabotages the abduction and goes on the run with the human girl. Her friends are ordered to track her down; but now questioning their own mission, they find themselves wondering if the entire invasion is a mistake and if they have more in common with these Earthlings than they ever thought...

EARTHLINGS!

BODY SNATCHERS x THE RUNAWAYS

When a 2nd generation alien sleeper cell is ordered to abduct her human friend, she saves her and goes rogue instead. Now her fellow operatives must track her down, but will the help her to sabotage the coming invasion instead?

πŸ“– #W #YA #SF #WSPit #CS

25.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Grim Portents cover featuring a skeleton hand holding a feather and emerging from an open book. The title is on a burning banner that envelops the feather and a large beast looms over it all. At the top, the tagline reads: Welcome to the first day of the end of your life…

Grim Portents cover featuring a skeleton hand holding a feather and emerging from an open book. The title is on a burning banner that envelops the feather and a large beast looms over it all. At the top, the tagline reads: Welcome to the first day of the end of your life…

"I HAD ALWAYS TOLD MYSELF IT WAS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION, THE MIND PLAYING TRICKS.
IT WAS JUST A SHADOW. BUT NOW THE MONSTER HAD BEEN GIVEN A NAME, AN IDENTITY.
IT WAS REAL."
Bill Baker wants nothing more than to marry the woman he loves, but when his wedding is interrupted by a rampaging hell-beast, his life is thrown into disarray.
Desperate for a second chance, he will do anything to set his future back on track.
Now, with the help of a soul-collecting reaper named Sonny, he must uncover who is releasing monsters from Hell, in order to earn back the life that was stolen from him and prevent the oncoming end of days.
Faced with the choice between what is right and what is easy, Bill may have to sacrifice all he holds dear for one last shot at life.

"I HAD ALWAYS TOLD MYSELF IT WAS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION, THE MIND PLAYING TRICKS. IT WAS JUST A SHADOW. BUT NOW THE MONSTER HAD BEEN GIVEN A NAME, AN IDENTITY. IT WAS REAL." Bill Baker wants nothing more than to marry the woman he loves, but when his wedding is interrupted by a rampaging hell-beast, his life is thrown into disarray. Desperate for a second chance, he will do anything to set his future back on track. Now, with the help of a soul-collecting reaper named Sonny, he must uncover who is releasing monsters from Hell, in order to earn back the life that was stolen from him and prevent the oncoming end of days. Faced with the choice between what is right and what is easy, Bill may have to sacrifice all he holds dear for one last shot at life.

Poster Cover for Grim Portents featuring Bill and Sonny. Bill is a dark featured man in a suit and kind of a Mark Ruffalo vibe. Sonny is a rotting corpse man with a cardigan. Behind them are a girl with glowing eyes and a glowing book, a woman with a shotgun, two shadow creatures, and the face of a demon. The words GRIM PORTENTS are big and in a classic Indiana Jones Style font

Poster Cover for Grim Portents featuring Bill and Sonny. Bill is a dark featured man in a suit and kind of a Mark Ruffalo vibe. Sonny is a rotting corpse man with a cardigan. Behind them are a girl with glowing eyes and a glowing book, a woman with a shotgun, two shadow creatures, and the face of a demon. The words GRIM PORTENTS are big and in a classic Indiana Jones Style font

My book on a shelf at my local bookstore Happy Medium Cafe and Books!

My book on a shelf at my local bookstore Happy Medium Cafe and Books!

Grim Portents

HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE X CONSTANTINE

A man is murdered by a hell-beast on his wedding day. Now, with the help of the reaper who collected his soul, he must uncover who is releasing monsters from Hell if he wants to return to the life he was robbed of

πŸ“– #F #H #PN #A #P #OV #POC #WSPit

25.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have hit 40,000 words in #Earthlings! We’re in the home stretch now!

#amwriting #writesky #writingcommunity #wip

23.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s like the ONE I haven’t played because those damn bongos cost like 100 bucks now. Though I’m one to talk, I just dropped that for a virtual boy

22.02.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worse yet, the girl looks exactly like her best friend, but of course, is not!

22.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YA Sci-fi is allowed to be a little horror too, right?

#writesky #wipsnips #writingcommunity #earthlings

22.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god, I just played all the DK’s before Bonanza, and having to do DKC Returns and Tropical Freeze without rewind was BRUTAL. Good to know I CAN do it, but had a lot more fun with the NSO titles haha (DK64 was another childhood classic I finally only beat as an adult)

22.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God what a great game, though I still need a healthy does of NSO rewind to beat those early sidescrollers

22.02.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something that really stuck out to me this time was the sound design. The music and item collection sounds are so good. First time I grabbed a triangle token, that metallic twang instantly sent me back in time

22.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! It’s admittedly less impressive as a 33 year old man than it would have been as a 6 year old child, but that doesn’t stop me from feeling fantastic about it

22.02.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not nearly as hard as I remember, though admittedly the controls are VASTLY improved on the remaster. Now time for another childhood goal: beating Turok 2

22.02.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my earliest video game memories is playing N64 Turok late at night with my brother and dad and never being able to beat it without using infinite ammo/lives/all guns cheats. Well I decided to finally give it a genuine try again, and I just did it. No cheats. Childhood goal accomplished.

22.02.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was 10 when the trailer came out and I remember trying to convince my parents to go to the theater just so I could see the trailer a second time

21.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!!

21.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ran through the whole store to make sure they hadnt just moved it haha but yes! Feel great!

21.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Old photo of my book Grim Portents on the shelf next to Hitchhiker’s guide. It is no longer there!

Old photo of my book Grim Portents on the shelf next to Hitchhiker’s guide. It is no longer there!

Visited #HappyMediumBooksCafe today and noticed that my book had sold!!! It officially sold out of every (1) copy! Woo!!

#booksky #indiebooks

21.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0