bees

they just dont have mfs named hamlet like they used to

I know they're poisonous but I've always wanted to eat a fly agaric. they have a crispy looking shiny candy apple cap and I feel like the veil remnants would have a nice texture in my mouth. truly a forbidden fruit

Gus Fring from Breaking Bad looking down on Walter White

I will mute your wife. I will mute your son. I will mute your infant daughter.

99% of what I make is completely unmarketable which isn't necessarily a bad thing but it sure does pose a problem when trying to find ways to make a passive income off my work

they should invent a water that doesn't roll down your forearm when you brush your teeth

A barred owl sitting in a tree.

the specimen

Detail of The School of Athens by Raphael showing Plato and Aristotle surrounded by other philosophers

how it feels when 4 users submit the same ID as you on an inaturalist observation in the span of an hour

so I have good news and bad news. the good news is I figured out which one makes my skin burn

I'm using my spirit halloween injury face paint as eye makeup but one of the colours gives my skin a bad reaction and I don't remember which one it is so I'm playing russian roulette

the urge to just call the mayor to say stuff like "hi I like the new park #park" like a cities skylines npc

I have fine curly hair as well and no matter where I go to get a cut I experience a human rights violation 🤝😭

Early X-ray of a foot inside a shoe By M. Nardi, after Arthur Honoré Radiguet (1850–1905) No. 2045 Musée Radiographique Radiguet

Early X-ray of a foot inside a shoe, by Arthur Honoré Radiguet (d.1905).

Radiguet is known for his groundbreaking work in developing early X-ray equipment. Unfortunately, radiation poisoning killed him.

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#science #medicine #technology #photography

trying to install windows 95 microsoft encyclopedia on my laptop from a cd rom. not going well

me 2 hours into the estimated 4 minutes windows update

wearing a t shirt that says "I ❤️ DISORDERLY CONDUCT AND BROAD CRIMINALITY"

A drawing of two leopards, one normal and one black, chasing each other in a circle with a star sky and nebulae in the background

...And done.

Once again colored pencils on black paper, this time also with some silver and gold ink. A3, probably around 20-25 hours.

#art #fantasyart #space #leopard #traditionalart #drawing

An original oil painting by Canadian artist Nicki Ault depicting a lake at sunset on a stormy, windy day. The waves are rolling and crashing on the shore. You can feel the pull of the water back towards the lake and the warmth of the sun bursting through the dissipating clouds.

"Sun Storm"
acrylic and oil on canvas
30x60 inches
Nicki Ault
2025

#Waves #storm #sunset #dreamscape #blueskyart #art #landscape #modernart #artworld

My painting AUTUMN BARN

he was standing on the corner and someone drove by and splashed him with a biiig puddle

I mean I was but it was consensual

I have a bunch of crazy bruises from moshing the other night especially on my arms and I'm lowkey hoping someone doesn't think I was beaten up or something

the venue was cozy, I was about 5 feet from the stage before the pit opened up

updated version

The wildflowers in town are just spectacular this year so I had to photograph and paint them!
‘Wildflowers at Lake Pocotopaug 1 (looking north)
East Hampton, CT
10x8” oil
Available!

A breather #DD2

I followed a labeller that assigns every user a random fate that appears on their posts and it's vastly improved my bluesky experience. mine is "jousting accident (time machine)"

there's always pickling?? no need for chemical warfare

maybe I should grow out my hair <- deranged, delusional

The Five Senses: Touch Oil on panel, 19.6 x 24.4 cm, by Jan Miense Molenaer, 1637 Mauritshuis, The Hague

The Five Senses: Touch, by Jan Miense Molenaer, 1637.
A drunk experiences one of the five senses, leaving him numb.
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#art #painting #netherlands #baroque

oh you're touch starved? ok here