dandelion goblin

You guys have you tried this Covid thing? It really fucking sucks.

It’s not my type of music AND YET she hits really satisfactorily.

…okay this is actually one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen recently and I’m not being remotely hyperbolic

This is really really really really fucking bad

Oooh thank you

Why are Covid tests so expensive 😭😭😭

Ooh thank you for posting this.

he is actively dying

No one says “and now the conclusion” like Majel Barrett.

Being a @themountaingoats.bsky.social fan means that there is only one song you can sing while making banana bread (or maybe that’s just me).

Solidarity of “I think I might be sick and I do not have time but at least we made it through February.”

A children's hospital is renamed for Dolly Parton and hopes to transform pediatric care in Tennessee Dolly Parton’s name might inspire full-throated sing-a-longs to her working woman’s anthem “9 to 5,” or evoke memories of thrilling days spent at her Dollywood theme park.

“Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure ‘every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

Hey you should find out if your washing machine has a drain filter on it, and if so, clean it out more than once every two years.

I want you to know that if you use a card at the Pump N Munch in my neighborhood, the printed receipts say "Pump N Munch Lynda". It's been that way for at least 14 years and it never stops being funny

Fill your pill cases if that's a thing that you do at this time of the week or month

Ope, it's the first of the month and also a Sunday which many see as the first day of the week.

Is it time to fill pill cases? If so, get on that. Don't forget or put it off (not that I would ever do such a thing).

If you don't have pill cases to fill, you could get some, it can be kind of fun. 🤷‍♀️

May everyone involved burn in hell

Love it when an Onion article has been relevant my entire adult life

+ Data inspired people to become autistic

Really some placeholder name ass stuff going on there.

Patrick Swindle is the CEO operating the Dilley concentration camp. There are people behind this. They must go to prison.

Since posting this, my SIL has been hospitalized with mystery issues and my 16yo is home with a 101.8 degree fever. And I am well aware that this is all much smaller compared to some other things people are going through. February really just wanted to take a big ole steamy dump on everyone, huh.

Even if you point out the obvious similarities, it will be treated as hyperbole or "nobody's being put into death camps".

IT DOESN'T START WITH DEATH CAMPS LAST TIME EITHER.

White House to pause $259M in Minnesota Medicaid dollars in fraud crackdown It’s the latest in a growing list of fraud-focused threats and probes from the Trump administration.

It’s hard to describe what it feels like when your government seems to want nothing more than to make your community suffer in every way possible.

www.startribune.com/white-house-...

“We apologize for the inconvenience this causes you” makes me ABSOLUTELY LIVID for some reason. Why not be honest? “If you choose to just die in a hole somewhere, that is also acceptable. XOXO, the government.”

Diane 11:30 a.m. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Also I have a mild headache from the weather doing pressure things, so I’m extra glad I took off. 🙌

In the year 2026, we need all the fucking hope we can muster. I’m glad you got this little one cuz you deserve it 💜 I haven’t rewatched it since the Wheadon stuff was so heavily discussed but also it has a place in my heart. Might revisit it someday cuz my hub never saw it somehow?

My mom is home from the hospital and seems like she’s not going to die this week (!) so I took the day off to emotionally process how fucking hard the last week/month has been. I feel a little guilty. But just a little.

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(Wildly problematic but also it holds a place in my heart)

This this this this this

Honestly this data gives a lot of peace of mind. For me, the last week has felt like we’re all collectively trying to recover from a head injury and trying to piece together what was reality and what wasn’t. The answer: it’s all fucking reality, stop telling us it isn’t. (Note the present tense)