dandelion daddy

Well this is certainly a different style of therapy. It might just work, though.

The air quality is better than it was but I feel like shit today. I’m guessing my body is just angry about how bad things have been over the last week…? UGH.

The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

Honestly, the most fun yard work I’ve done in a while.

I almost biffed it, but I did not biff it: my autobiography title.

Having a big (and completely unrelated?) Dobby statue at your art booth is a great way to get me to know where not to shop.

ME AS WELL. The days that I can do fun outside things? Or even not fun outside things? So rare this year.

Niemöller was asked by his concentration camp cellmate why he had ever supported Hitler and the Nazis. Reportedly, this is what he had to say for himself:

God damn those were some heart breaking rolls in this week’s WBN.

WORD. The predictability too.

Me: “I need a comfort movie. Maybe a romcom? The Voyage Home?”
Also me: “oooh, Inglourious Basterds!”
🤷

"WASHINGTON, D.C. (August 1, 2025) – The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will begin an orderly wind-down of its operations"

cpb.org/pressroom/Co...

Did I listen to @themountaingoats.bsky.social This Year on repeat while waiting to chat with my old boss/veterinary oncologist? F yeah I did. Did it start playing again once we hung up and did that help? Of course.

CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex

CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...

An elderly red and white basset hound sitting in a car, looking adorable.

Well fuckity fuck fuck. Someone’s got a soft tissue sarcoma, in a difficult spot, and also heart issues that interfere with anesthesia.

I hate it when Elden Ring is all “ominous sound, Y O U D I E D” cuz fuck yeah I did, and I will again in a minute and a half, why are you acting like this is some kind of a thing, this is the entire game for me

A rough collie and a medium sized muppet dog sitting on some grass, staring up at the camera, mouths open.

Dorks.

White cis gays proving once again why we have to be concerned about them.

New details about police activity after lawmaker shootings raise questions about response The Minnesota Star Tribune found that Brooklyn Park police waited more than 60 minutes to enter the Hortman home and that several law enforcement agencies were unaware of the situation for hours.

They waited *more than an hour* to enter the Hortman home after watching Mark Hortman get shot in the doorway

Unbelievably tragic & heartbreaking

And, of course, they publicly congratulated themselves on a great, lifesaving police response when they’d let a lawmaker bleed out. Uvalde is everywhere

Just over here writing a text message essay about the Meet The Parents episode of Schitt’s Creek to @drroommate.bsky.social…in some ways nothing has really changed in my life over the last decade.

Both. Both.

Help

Wait do Cardassians use the toilet like mammals or like lizards? Do they just expel like a dry white situation?

This is perfect yes but OMLY ON KLINGONS. And maybe Cardassians. Weird bony ridge ass windows.

Nothing was more satisfying than when I explained to the group text that I bought a Duras sisters boob window shirt (but masc) and Cabell and I shared this feeling.

Variety Himbo Top™ Berry Color Red Ripening time Early-mid Description Large fruit with good flavor. Hardy to zone

Yes hello I need to speak to the manager of native Minnesota raspberries

Today can go fuck itself.

ANYTIME

Just discovered that I emailed my divorce lawyer in May an email which states "here is Captain Carrot's microchip number, xxx." I sure hope that she appreciated that information.