Mempho Mofo

They played Steve Austin's music and Mini-Cena cane out dressed as Mini Stone Cold and gave Marcus a stunner.

We did a gimmick where @marcuskdowling.bsky.social & I beat "Mini Cena" up and shaved his head.
The next month we did a rap to "My Time Is Now" with the lyrics "Mini Cena's Bald"
The babyfaces came out & said Mini Cena was gone but they had someone new to take us out.

@algetz.bsky.social listening to your story about working with the stiff little person made me wonder if you ever worked with "Mini Cena" in SWVA/Eastern TN.
I worked with him for Stan Lee & the little fucker wouldn't sell ANYTHING for ANYONE until I shoot Mafia Kicked him in the head.

Gee, thank goodness ice is keeping elderly people off the streets and in jail.

My heart is a bruised, pulpy mush these days. Permanently broken.

After they left I realized who he was.
It was the guy from the Mmm Beefy Chef Boyardee commercials.
The guy I was working with said, "Do you know that was?"
I said, "Yeah, the Mmm Beefy kid!"
He said, "Not the guy, the Girl... THAT WAS JENNY MCCARTHY!"

when I worked at a GNC in Memphis this guy & girl came in together.
The girl looked at vitamins. The guy talked to me about protein powder & getting swole.
I recognized him but couldn't ID him.
He & I joked around then he & the girl paid. She used a credit card & signed for everything.

At a dive bar in Boston w a friend. I see a woman who looked like Helen Hunt.
"That lady looks like Helen Hunt."
"It's not."
"Dude, that could be Helen Hunt."
"No way."
The person standing between us leaves.
"Dude, I think that's Helen Hunt!"
"That's not Helen Hunt."

Helen Hunt
"It's Helen Hunt."

oh yeah!
Have you ever had a real Affigoto?

I convinced a coffee shop client of mine to put it on the menu and it sold like crazy!

The best thing about having had a lot of concussions is you immediately recognize the symptoms.

The worst thing about having had a lot of concussions is when you recognize the symptoms it means you got a concussion.

very funny that some of the same people who spent years calling anyone sympathetic to BLM a “racial essentialist” are now up in arms that a ugandan-born south asian man would describe himself as african and asian because, of course, you can only choose one

Reagan
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth"

Deficit explodes

Bush 2
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."

Deficit explodes

Donnie Dumbfuck
"The tax cuts will pay for themselves with growth."

Deficit explodes

Saying that is grounds for being shoved in a wood chipper

Weird collective amnesia about everything. I blame schools having to teach "American Exceptionism."

Can't have truth and propaganda.

Seeing conservative Italian Americans jump on this bandwagon of criticizing how immigrants eat is a stark reminder of how few people have any idea of their own history.

Have y'all ever read what they said about us and our food not even 100 years ago?

Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism

Really proud of this piece,,, it’s something I’ve never done before and out some really TIME and thought into something real important.

www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...

I was not expecting Lita @machetegirl.bsky.social to be a clue in the New York Times Crossword Puzzle.

ICE Goes After Church Leaders and Christians Fleeing Persecution - Christianity Today On Tuesday, Iranian asylum-seekers were detained in Los Angeles, adding to the count of church members taken despite lawful status.

Pretty sure there’s a poem about this kind of thing.

www.christianitytoday.com/2025/06/ice-...

At some point American Christians must have a reckoning about how their faith has been corrupted, co-opted, and used as a cudgel to beat their fellow Americans.

Fix your shit, Christians.

Book quote from kindle app reading: THE SORT OF RAGE THAT IS ONLY SEEN WHEN RICH FOLK THAT HAVE MORE THAN THEY CAN ENJOY SUDDENLY LOSE SOMETHING THAT THEY HAVE LONG HAD BUT HAVE NEVER BEFORE USED OR WANTED. J.R.R. Tolkien The Hobbit: 75th Anniversary Edition #kindlequotes

@ericswalwell.bsky.social please provide a single quote Mamdani has said "against the Jewish people."

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A frightening number of people like his kids and would 100% vote for them.

Conservatives DESPERATELY want their own Kennedys... more than RFK's goofy ass.

Insomnia last night means 3 hours of sleep means migraine today means walking around aimlessly outside in the rain because that's all my brain will allow to calm the fight or fight from the pain so I probably won't sleep tonight.

Yes. This is all because Bush II used 9/11 as an excuse to make Americans less free. And now we see the results.

Photo of the vinyl record (black) and album cover of the Rage Against the Machine album “The Battle of Los Angeles.” I stand in unwavering solidarity with all people who courageously persist in the struggle for human dignity against all forms of oppression and authoritarian control.

#nowspinning a little RATM. What better time than now?

If you’re not from LA or living in LA you really only have two things you can do:

1. Speak out against the violent kidnapping of innocent Americans, stand up for civil rights & due process, and push back against treating peaceful communities like war zones.

Or

2. Shut Up

The best way to make a bacon egg & cheese. If you don't make your bacon for sandwiches like this, you don't know what you're missing.

Why is the FBI director doing a podcast?

@abigailspanberger.com not a word about Israel threatening to bomb the Freedom Flotilla or US reps encouraging the bombing of an Aid ship?

I'm not surprised.

Wake Forest's coach got caught on camera calling a Tennessee player the f-slur

If we know one thing for sure, that guy's porn history is disturbing and his private DMs would get him jailed.