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alexa, tell siri to ask google to summarize this tweet for me.

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all the best restaurants microwave their breads

08.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a shahed drone costs the back half of a subaru crosstrek.

07.03.2026 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not sure why the new arc raiders update made it so theres at least three borat voice guys in every lobby but ok

07.03.2026 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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mornings that start at 4pm

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found some abandoned taco seasoning packets in a cart outside the grocery store. and they say the economy is in shambles 😤

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ten years ago today no one clapped

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bed rest and drugs club 2k26

31.01.2026 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

alexa tell siri to google me find balaclava but for warm

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and yet, you are engaging in a capella right now 🤔

curious

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Immigration officers received a "legal refresher" reminding them that personal insults and rude gestures are legal, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...

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Fox News host calls masked Minneapolis protesters "cowardly"; co-host says ICE agents are also masked but "that's for a different reason: they don't want to get doxed."

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First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc?

He had no idea.

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Speaker Mike Johnson says of Venezuela: "This is not a regime change. This is a demand for change of behavior by a regime."

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they're no circus peanuts

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little marco shut down before reaching his charging station

17.12.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

restoring my faith in the healing power of beans one bean at a time.

17.12.2025 11:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just heard the phrase inattentive adhd which is weird because i thought the ad part kind of covered that already and now i realize i really have no idea all the things that can be up w people also the ent doctor told me i need bigger nasal passages

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first birthday in five days

17.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
.@realDonaldTrump: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” politi.co/1LvAHwJ

.@realDonaldTrump: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” politi.co/1LvAHwJ

Oh my god

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the news about dick cheney really caught me off guard. a real shot in the face.

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The Thousand Years Soup v1.03
YouTube video by Space Lizard The Thousand Years Soup v1.03
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fuckin roasted em

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