Dumbass baby on a pottery wheel getting his soft spot pushed in
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Dumbass baby on a pottery wheel getting his soft spot pushed in
12.08.2023 15:54 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Puddle of Mudd is some of the most authentic divorced dad music out there
12.08.2023 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those cats are cooking, swinging, etc.
12.08.2023 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My foster son was getting too woke so I sent him back to county 🤬🖕
12.08.2023 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm like one of those annoying guys from ancient greece who stood outside yelling stuff except instead of philosophy it's usually unfunny jokes and crying about my emotions
12.08.2023 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's funny to see the gimmick accounts on here try to rebuild what they had on Twitter
12.08.2023 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pee and poo are named perfectly
12.08.2023 11:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should call this app rainbow sky because it's overrun with the gays. I'm outta here
12.08.2023 11:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Homer's trick
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Woke is a joke!
Like and reskeet if you laughed
Mom: eat your fish, it's not that hot!
The Sexy fish from Nemo on my plate : .............
Mom: nevermind
Talking to people seems impossible right now you're going to have to make do with 45 skeets in a row
12.08.2023 11:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Q is just O with a little penis
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The Offspring in their prime
A funny thing that everyone missed in the chaos of Covid waves was The Offspring firing their drummer because he was anti-vax and the lead guy is a PhD in Molecular Biology and didn’t have time for that shit and then the drummer ended up joining Tim Pool’s midlife crisis band
12.08.2023 02:58 — 👍 1609 🔁 388 💬 45 📌 38This is already what it's like to live my life every single day
12.08.2023 11:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My grandma didn't laugh at my high effort cozy fren frog edit do I kill myself or do I push her down the stairs
12.08.2023 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If anyone makes a Walter White x Reader fic it should definitely be called My Chemical Romance
12.08.2023 11:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My man Kevin on the ledge and shit and the pizza man said fuck work. Only at miller Grove 😂🤣🤣😭😂
12.08.2023 11:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She like my skeet till I blue sky
12.08.2023 11:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Impersonating a dentist so I can scrape girl teeth and lick the plaque off the tools when they're not looking
12.08.2023 11:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude has Food and friendship and sand and that's all he needs <3
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Patrick is so happy because he's unemployed and lives under a rock with no furniture
12.08.2023 11:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I could never be a cave guy cuz what if I dropped a huge rock on my foot and said UGH but my cave wife mishears it as GRUGH and leaves me for a Chug
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I gave Elon musk 8 dollars back in '97 when he was grifting as a 'homeless guy'
That con man has no shame and never will
Drinking while pregnant so my daughter gets Fetal alcohol syndrome because the phenotype looks cute and attracts high value men
12.08.2023 10:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pussy so tight my newborns needed helmets to fix their deformed heads 🔥🔥🔥
12.08.2023 10:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Despite all my rage I'm still just a goon in a cave
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My grandpappy sent me this meme and it is too darn funny! 😂😭🤣
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! Concerning
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