Mew

Dumbass baby on a pottery wheel getting his soft spot pushed in

Puddle of Mudd is some of the most authentic divorced dad music out there

Those cats are cooking, swinging, etc.

My foster son was getting too woke so I sent him back to county 🤬🖕

I'm like one of those annoying guys from ancient greece who stood outside yelling stuff except instead of philosophy it's usually unfunny jokes and crying about my emotions

It's funny to see the gimmick accounts on here try to rebuild what they had on Twitter

Pee and poo are named perfectly

They should call this app rainbow sky because it's overrun with the gays. I'm outta here

Homer's trick

Woke is a joke!

Like and reskeet if you laughed

Mom: eat your fish, it's not that hot!

The Sexy fish from Nemo on my plate : .............

Mom: nevermind

Talking to people seems impossible right now you're going to have to make do with 45 skeets in a row

Q is just O with a little penis

The Offspring in their prime

A funny thing that everyone missed in the chaos of Covid waves was The Offspring firing their drummer because he was anti-vax and the lead guy is a PhD in Molecular Biology and didn’t have time for that shit and then the drummer ended up joining Tim Pool’s midlife crisis band

This is already what it's like to live my life every single day

My grandma didn't laugh at my high effort cozy fren frog edit do I kill myself or do I push her down the stairs

If anyone makes a Walter White x Reader fic it should definitely be called My Chemical Romance

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit and the pizza man said fuck work. Only at miller Grove 😂🤣🤣😭😂

She like my skeet till I blue sky

Impersonating a dentist so I can scrape girl teeth and lick the plaque off the tools when they're not looking

Dude has Food and friendship and sand and that's all he needs <3

Patrick is so happy because he's unemployed and lives under a rock with no furniture

I could never be a cave guy cuz what if I dropped a huge rock on my foot and said UGH but my cave wife mishears it as GRUGH and leaves me for a Chug

I gave Elon musk 8 dollars back in '97 when he was grifting as a 'homeless guy'

That con man has no shame and never will

Drinking while pregnant so my daughter gets Fetal alcohol syndrome because the phenotype looks cute and attracts high value men

Pussy so tight my newborns needed helmets to fix their deformed heads 🔥🔥🔥

Despite all my rage I'm still just a goon in a cave

My grandpappy sent me this meme and it is too darn funny! 😂😭🤣

! Concerning