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@dyke.bsky.social

Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue.

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it is SO sweaty in this gym

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over my dead body

07.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

get a real job, your honor

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Femininomenon by Chappell Roan on Apple Music Song · 2022 · Duration 3:39
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kiss!!!!!

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white boy goes viral for executing a flawless dougie

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world-famous dj "DJ Hamburger"

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and they said a blonde lululesbian, an alt baddie, and a hyperactive masc could never do it together..

07.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

also we are an all lesbo team. W

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5pm start to a possibly 11 hour volleyball tournament today

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Bags by Clairo on Apple Music Song · 2019 · Duration 4:20
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asking this hairdresser what they do with all the hair do they burn it? burn all the hair? what an monstrous stench it must make

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eating an entire tub of pre workout

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Pop the Glock by Uffie on Apple Music Song · 2006 · Duration 3:30
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Instant Crush by Daft Punk & Julian Casablancas on Apple Music Song · 2013 · Duration 5:37
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guys this is you

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each new president should have to be fatter than the last

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him: that pussy is stupid wet

me: you’re very rude.

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spring coded weather

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On International Women’s Day Starbucks will give you half a protein coffee if they
can see your nipples

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window wide open. it's 60 degrees outside

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i'm gonna go pee

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two men in blue shirts are looking at a laptop . ALT: two men in blue shirts are looking at a laptop .
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i can't sleep because my apartment is a sauna because it's warm outside and the heat is on but i can't open my window because it's raining outside

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a woman is carrying a little girl in her arms with the words love you mom written on the bottom ALT: a woman is carrying a little girl in her arms with the words love you mom written on the bottom
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mommy

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snakeroot log on i want to call you a gay pedophile

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i like the on brand

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cinnamon flavored nicotine pouch

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