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@dyke.bsky.social

Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue.

3,073 Followers  |  233 Following  |  50,050 Posts  |  Joined: 29.04.2023
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aw my bloody baby boy :(

05.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how did your hemorrhoid surgery go?

05.03.2026 04:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do you have an android??????

05.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🫨

05.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

buying a hamburger on the dark web

05.03.2026 04:55 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

snakeroot.bsky.social

05.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

one thing about me is i'm going to drink grape flavored electrolytes

05.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s classy now to write your job applications in all lowercase and in crayon

05.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

#witchcraft

05.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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pacing back and forth until all the evil in the world goes away

05.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Being nice to men is almost always a mistake

05.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

i'm not like the other girls, i'm a prolific serial killer

05.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

first date idea: chili's

04.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

taking my pet prairie dog to starbucks so he can experience a caramel frappuccino

04.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

raising several prairie dogs in my studio apartment

04.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no it sucked

04.03.2026 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

me: rappers talk too much about pills

me on pills: i need to get on a beat and rap about this

20.02.2024 05:14 — 👍 48    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

watching a tv show and saying "this show sucks" to myself every 10 minutes and eventually turning it off

04.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the sky is very gray

04.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you're welcome patient gupp

04.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I went to this day spa once that put juice in their monster and it was so relaxing and classy but now i seen the same thing in the gas station so I don’t know what to think

04.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

thank you for your patience, dr. hamburger will be with you shortly

04.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

gonna get really into jumping rope for exercise

04.03.2026 18:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm gonna go pee

04.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

violence is cheugy

04.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤝

04.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i seriously want to get so muscular it's not even funny

04.03.2026 06:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's the dream

04.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i should start injecting testosterone and get fucking yolked

04.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0