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@dyke.bsky.social

Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue.

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04.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i seriously want to get so muscular it's not even funny

04.03.2026 06:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's the dream

04.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i should start injecting testosterone and get fucking yolked

04.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*eats cheese*

04.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

legally changing my last name to hamburger

04.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

going potty

03.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need one of those shirts that says "i'm not the step dad i'm the dad that stepped up"

03.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nonexhaustive list of things shawty had:
- them apple bottom jeans
- boots with the fur
- them baggy sweatpants
- the reeboks with the straps

03.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Love Story by Taylor Swift on Apple Music Song · 2008 · Duration 3:55
03.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i love and care about my friends

03.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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she's right

03.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

snakeroot i don't think i went poop today

03.03.2026 06:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

doing 700 sit ups

03.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yuppppp

03.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

remember my 9/11 story when we hanged out?

03.03.2026 03:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm amazing

03.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

training a customer with a spray bottle

03.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 63    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

took an extremely intense nap

03.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm Gay

02.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Woman Who Ate Spaghetti

02.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

:(

02.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you're welcome ❤️

02.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

stop being afraid. hope this helps

02.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

i need an intravenous hamburger

02.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

my body is dead from this past weekend's endeavors

02.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

myself

02.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good afternoon 🌞

02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and i will!

02.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0