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@dyke.bsky.social

Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue.

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high of 67 here today

09.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am in so much pain

09.03.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have been up for a half hour with severe pain in my left big toe.

09.03.2026 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my left big toe is in significant pain

09.03.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

going to sleep for the night is pretty much like the ultimate nap

09.03.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm tired of winning, boss

09.03.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting an extremely minor surgical procedure to get an ingrown toenail dealt with and playing the i-just-got-surgery card everywhere i go for a month or two

09.03.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about the volleyball parents growing up who had to have a few drinks at all of our tournaments. not my mother. she didn't need alcohol to scream at every player, ref, and coach in the building

09.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely not. not this shit on international womens day

09.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

snakeroot, send me $5 for international women's day

09.03.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna go to an urgent care tomorrow or tuesday

09.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank youuuuu

09.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have an ingrown toenail and it HURTS

09.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

my toe hurts

09.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we won the championship 3-0 and i'm drinking a spotted cow beer with the homies

09.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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therapy costs money. locking in is free.

07.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol

08.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
lebron james

lebron james

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

slapping the shit out of my male barista for giggling and stuttering when he talks to me

08.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the "everyone watches women's sports" shirt stays on during sex

08.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sofia by Clairo on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2019 Β· Duration 3:08
08.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk who needs to hear this but pocd isn't real you're just a pedophile

08.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bags by Clairo on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2019 Β· Duration 4:20

pleeese stand for the national anthem

08.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

drinking pre workout and a protein shake before going potty

08.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my left big toe is all messed up from volleyball. i should amputate it

08.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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4EVER by Clairo on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2018 Β· Duration 2:39
08.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yuh

08.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coffee tastes like it came from a fruit or some shit

08.03.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0