going potty
03.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0going potty
03.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i need one of those shirts that says "i'm not the step dad i'm the dad that stepped up"
03.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
nonexhaustive list of things shawty had:
- them apple bottom jeans
- boots with the fur
- them baggy sweatpants
- the reeboks with the straps
03.03.2026 16:50 —
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i love and care about my friends
03.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
she's right
03.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0snakeroot i don't think i went poop today
03.03.2026 06:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0doing 700 sit ups
03.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yuppppp
03.03.2026 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0remember my 9/11 story when we hanged out?
03.03.2026 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i'm amazing
03.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0training a customer with a spray bottle
03.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 63 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0took an extremely intense nap
03.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm Gay
02.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Woman Who Ate Spaghetti
02.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0:(
02.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you're welcome ❤️
02.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0stop being afraid. hope this helps
02.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0i need an intravenous hamburger
02.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0my body is dead from this past weekend's endeavors
02.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0myself
02.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0good afternoon 🌞
02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0and i will!
02.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tbh i want to go golfing this summer and slam back like 10 white claws while doing so
02.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0selling live chickens out of my studio apartment
02.03.2026 17:54 — 👍 53 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0divas, mount up
02.03.2026 17:50 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0today might be my fifty thousandth tweet day. wow
02.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0drinking a peach energy drink 🍑
02.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nope 😇
02.03.2026 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0