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Dirt Wizzzard

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Great and Powerful Wizard. Fightin' World Champion #1.

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No. Dogs are just small bears.

03.03.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I paid a premium for a missile supposedly signed by @wisekingaido.bsky.social
Imagine my disappointment when a month later a rock arrived with a crudely screen printed "X" on it. Never buying from www.OfficialAidoMerch.com again.

02.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CZARFACE & MF DOOM "Bomb Thrown" *OFFICIAL VIDEO* Czarface meets Metalface
YouTube video by CZARFACE CZARFACE & MF DOOM "Bomb Thrown" *OFFICIAL VIDEO* Czarface meets Metalface

"Made man trade hands with young guns they stopped manufacturing the cloth that I'm cut from."
youtu.be/_YiHjUXQpLM?...

28.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rise Above
YouTube video by Black Flag - Topic Rise Above

"We are born with a chabce"
youtu.be/wDUYCyajDcs?...

28.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly think if the CIA sent out a global tweet tonight saying, "We've eliminated Trunp. Flava Flav is the new president of the United States the whole fucking planet would rejoice.

28.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck did fascists do for any country but get it bombed to bits, including their own country. Absolute dick heads.

28.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flava Flav for President. He's so much better than what you have now America. The whe damn world would get behind whatever Flava suggested, cause it would be good.

28.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Public Enemy - Fight The Power (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO Public Enemy - Fight The Power (Official Music Video)

It was bands like Public Enemy that made America great. Not fascists.
youtu.be/mmo3HFa2vjg?...

28.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
PUBLIC ENEMY - State Of The Union (STFU) featuring DJ PREMIER | OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by Channel ZERO PUBLIC ENEMY - State Of The Union (STFU) featuring DJ PREMIER | OFFICIAL VIDEO

STATE OF THE UNION, SHUT THE FUCK UP, SORRY ASS MUTHERFUCKER, STAY AWAY FROM ME.
Public Enemy warning everybody 5 years ago.
youtu.be/OQvDRe79F8k?...

28.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I'm not anti-Chinese, I'd much rather China as the world's superpower over America right now, the Chinese are killing it on every way. They have 1.4 tb internet speeds in China now. 1.4 TERABYTES PER SECOND!!

28.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure Iran could get their hands on a dirty bomb if they needed to. But yes, fair point. As far as we know, Iran doesn't have ballistic nuclear missiles, but I bet China dies. Probably Russia too.

28.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like "end of humanity bad". And all because Trump and his pals fucked some kids, that's how it ends. His defenders kept protecting him and it leads to WWIIII. Bill Cosby did a year In jail and is now out on the streets, retired from public life. Trump can't do that? We all have do die?

28.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For anyone thinking, "Oh this will be like Iraq 2.0"

It won't.

β€’Iran is x4 bigger then Iraq
β€’Iran has nuclear weapons
β€’Iran has close ties with Russia and China
β€’Iran has been preparing for this war for 50 years

This is really bad, and has the potential to get really really bad...

28.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

WE KNOW WHAT YOU CUNTS HAVE DONE. YOU NEED TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE. Get the fucking guillotines out for all these cunts. NOW. Enough is enough.

28.02.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like Homer farting in the elevator and turning up the radio.

28.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When do we get the fucking guillotine out? What will it take for US the working class, who made all these cunts billionaires, say "Enough is enough. This system doesn't work."
They are literally fucking our children and murdering innocent people in foreign lands to cover for it.

28.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bunch of nonce freaks in the house of lords shitting themselves right now. Moosad got a ton of shit on those freaks.

28.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your country supports this war it means Moosad has kompormat on your President, your Prime Minister, the wealthiest people in your country. And they probably do, but do they have enough to justify genocide? Guaranteed tomorrow the British government, "we support America's actions..."

28.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With the Iraq war I think most of the world looked the other way cause it was after 9/11 and yeah that was awful so somebody has to pay...
This is different.
If European, Asian, African, South American, wherever leaders look the other way now it's damning.

28.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Why Trump & Israel REALLY Bombed Iran
YouTube video by Double Down News Why Trump & Israel REALLY Bombed Iran

Double Down is the best source of news out there right now. Zero bullshit news.
youtu.be/TmkWD3GUGrU?...

28.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I told him he didn't have to go "method" but once he heard Jeffrey was involved he insisted.

28.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump targeting school girls.

28.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think FIFA should revoke his Peace Prize. That'll learn him.

28.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor Josh Gad will have a massive hole by the end of the series 😒

28.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised Trump hasn't given him a position yet tbh.

28.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man singing into a microphone with the words this love is real behind him ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words this love is real behind him

In the final episode (spoilers) they go public and live stream their love making on X: the everything app. When the far right trolls see this they all stand up and applauding, finally realizing ...

28.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6698    πŸ” 1837    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Casting is already complete. The Irish troll, Anto, will be played by Josh Gad. The English troll, Pipers, will be played by, we managed to lure him out of retirement, Jeffrey Jones! Wow! What a cast!

28.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who meet at the International Trolling Olympics and fall in love but must keep their love secret. Then the next 9 episodes is just them hooking up and bangin. THE PUBLIC WILL EAT IT UP! WB IS BACK BABY!

28.02.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate to break it to ya boys but IT IS I, DIRT WIZARD, who has acquired WB.
First order of business; WB now stands for Wizard's Brilliance.
#2 I have commissioned a hot new homoerotic drama called Heated Fuckary. It's about 2 vile internet trolls from opposite sides of the track...

28.02.2026 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0