Albae

XYZ summons coming to mtg lezgo

Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September.

Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST

Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300

THE SILKSONG IS REAL!

BFMTV : Un "mystère" économique: comment expliquer le "miracle" espagnol et sa croissance spectaculaire

Ne dîtes pas "politique de gauche", mais "mystère" et "miracle".

Why does my brain see "[historian voice]" and immediately goes to [Philomena Cunk voice]

Colleague passing near me at work
My sick fucking brain : sweat smell? Smells like horny?
Me: no plea-
Brain : definitely the appropriate time to be horny

Working in a restaurant under 38°C while having a sweat kink must be some of the hardest battle I've ever fought

girlsweat smell send skeet.

the primal urge to fuck up

Le monde si on obligeait les 4channers a écouter shoote un ministre et KAYFABE

Based

I hope you find the strength to talk to someone
And even if you don't I promise you things get better. Always. I know it's not an original thing to say but it's true
Wish you the best 💜

Thanks! I don't comment (or post ) often but I wanted you to know that from your posts you seem like such an amazing guy I sincerely wish you the best 💜 (also your art is incredible)

[I sit down at a chair in front of a fireplace and put my reading glasses on. I pick up the book on the table next to me, and open it. Clearing my throat I read:]

Plap plap plap.

Get pregnant.

Get pregnant.

Get pregnant.

[I close the book and look wistfully at the fire. The screen goes black.]

on a scale from 0 to 7 ? yea probably

my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.

Le Parisien : Refus d’obtempérer à Paris : non-lieu pour le policier qui a tué Rayana, les proches de la passagère scandalisés. Les trois policiers qui ont ouvert le feu après un refus d’obtempérer en 2022 à Paris bénéficient d’un non-lieu. Y compris celui qui a tué la passagère de 21 ans, totalement innocente.

La.

Police.

Tue.

Et en toute impunité.

"omg you're so funny"

thanks im not allowed to think for too long or i cry 💜

big W i'd say

oh

réel je pensais que ca avait peak avec l'aena mais QUE NENI

i dont get it :c

that axe is SCHMEXY damn

Me: *plugs monitor*
Window: "ok right I see what you did there, I need a coffee a cigarette and a 20 min break
Also fuck you"

Amen

family group chat. my brother says that he’s not going to experience mother’s day due to a quirk of flying over the international date line. mom asks if she’s skipable (one p). i joke about how mom is like the second p in that word, sometimes absent, always missed. mom says she had it and got rid of it. my unsent draft reads “and to think you used to wonder how you’d find common ground with transgender women”

do i send it

"Public is a misnomer when spaces don’t belong to everybody. It is a privileged place where only 'normal' people are welcomed."

Powerful writing by Charlie Rigoni on @wearequeeraf.com to kick off @transhistoryweek.com. 🏳️‍⚧️