Albae

Y'aura un tuto imagé dans le courrier ?

ok josman

Rummo dans la France de macron? Je vois qu'on a les moyens ici

XYZ summons coming to mtg lezgo

Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September.

Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST

Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300

THE SILKSONG IS REAL!

BFMTV : Un "mystère" économique: comment expliquer le "miracle" espagnol et sa croissance spectaculaire

Ne dîtes pas "politique de gauche", mais "mystère" et "miracle".

Why does my brain see "[historian voice]" and immediately goes to [Philomena Cunk voice]

Colleague passing near me at work
My sick fucking brain : sweat smell? Smells like horny?
Me: no plea-
Brain : definitely the appropriate time to be horny

Working in a restaurant under 38°C while having a sweat kink must be some of the hardest battle I've ever fought

girlsweat smell send skeet.

the primal urge to fuck up

Le monde si on obligeait les 4channers a écouter shoote un ministre et KAYFABE

Based

I hope you find the strength to talk to someone
And even if you don't I promise you things get better. Always. I know it's not an original thing to say but it's true
Wish you the best 💜

Thanks! I don't comment (or post ) often but I wanted you to know that from your posts you seem like such an amazing guy I sincerely wish you the best 💜 (also your art is incredible)

[I sit down at a chair in front of a fireplace and put my reading glasses on. I pick up the book on the table next to me, and open it. Clearing my throat I read:]

Plap plap plap.

Get pregnant.

Get pregnant.

Get pregnant.

[I close the book and look wistfully at the fire. The screen goes black.]

on a scale from 0 to 7 ? yea probably

my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.

Le Parisien : Refus d’obtempérer à Paris : non-lieu pour le policier qui a tué Rayana, les proches de la passagère scandalisés. Les trois policiers qui ont ouvert le feu après un refus d’obtempérer en 2022 à Paris bénéficient d’un non-lieu. Y compris celui qui a tué la passagère de 21 ans, totalement innocente.

La.

Police.

Tue.

Et en toute impunité.

"omg you're so funny"

thanks im not allowed to think for too long or i cry 💜

big W i'd say

oh

réel je pensais que ca avait peak avec l'aena mais QUE NENI

i dont get it :c

that axe is SCHMEXY damn

Me: *plugs monitor*
Window: "ok right I see what you did there, I need a coffee a cigarette and a 20 min break
Also fuck you"

Amen