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Just finished Alan Wake 2. Absolutely incredible game.

17.11.2023 06:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This end of chapter song is really good

07.11.2023 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just finished the first chapter and that morgue scene was magnificent.

07.11.2023 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What now?

07.11.2023 22:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An hour into Alan Wake 2. Loving it so far.

Find it rather hilarious that the Max Payne voice actor is playing Alex Casey.

Also, hi Shawn Ashmore? Guess you're not Jack Joyce anymore haha.

07.11.2023 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️

06.11.2023 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hey, I got those two today too!

03.11.2023 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was probably the weakest Control content, but I am a sucker for Alan Wake - felt more like a teaser for AW2 than genuine Wake content, so was a little disappointed.

Keen to start AW2.

28.10.2023 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JFC

28.10.2023 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A SKELTON FLIPPEN OUT ON THERE COMPUTER BECUASE THEIRS SOME ARGUMENT'S GOIG DOWN AND THEIRS NO WAY TO TELL WHO ANY ONE IS OR IF ITS IMPORTENT, AND ITS TO LATE TO ASK ,AND THERE NOT GONGA BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF IT ANY WAY SO FUCK IT !! IM CHILLEN AND IM JUST GONGA PULL UP SOME PICS OF WEED AND KNIFES AND ROAST A BOWL AND GATHER MY FUCKEN THOUGHT'S SUCH AS "NICE WEED " "CRYSTAL WEED" "NICE KNIFE" "BAD ASS KNIFE" AND DA TEXT SAYS "I TONT KNOW WHAT EVERY ONE IS TALKEN ABOUT AND I DOT HAVE DA ATTENTION SPAN TO FIGURE IT OUT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTON FLIPPEN OUT ON THERE COMPUTER BECUASE THEIRS SOME ARGUMENT'S GOIG DOWN AND THEIRS NO WAY TO TELL WHO ANY ONE IS OR IF ITS IMPORTENT, AND ITS TO LATE TO ASK ,AND THERE NOT GONGA BE ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF IT ANY WAY SO FUCK IT !! IM CHILLEN AND IM JUST GONGA PULL UP SOME PICS OF WEED AND KNIFES AND ROAST A BOWL AND GATHER MY FUCKEN THOUGHT'S SUCH AS "NICE WEED " "CRYSTAL WEED" "NICE KNIFE" "BAD ASS KNIFE" AND DA TEXT SAYS "I TONT KNOW WHAT EVERY ONE IS TALKEN ABOUT AND I DOT HAVE DA ATTENTION SPAN TO FIGURE IT OUT" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

IDK - dashare.zone ADMIN

26.10.2023 22:17 — 👍 307    🔁 96    💬 3    📌 4
the trolley problem meme, but the track forks 3 ways, and then there's a second set of junctions that could switch from one of any of the 3 tracks to one of the other 2. at the end of the tracks are 3 barriers marked with question marks, and behind them are a goat, a car, and another goat

the trolley problem meme, but the track forks 3 ways, and then there's a second set of junctions that could switch from one of any of the 3 tracks to one of the other 2. at the end of the tracks are 3 barriers marked with question marks, and behind them are a goat, a car, and another goat

21.10.2023 01:05 — 👍 437    🔁 154    💬 18    📌 8

Wtf

24.10.2023 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Many, many burns. Such as at the age of 13, thinking the car cigarette lighter should have turned red due to the heat, so put my finger against it to check.

24.10.2023 15:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazon doing the thing again where my game shipment is 'delayed' despite seemingly being able to still buy with one day delivery - cynic in me reckons it might be to do with having ordered it at $20 less than the current listed price...

20.10.2023 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They were pretty good! Icing was a little rich, but great taste.

15.10.2023 07:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@masha2932.bsky.social

14.10.2023 12:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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One of us! One of us!

13.10.2023 08:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank fuck

11.10.2023 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Worm in Richard Scarry Apple car

Worm in Richard Scarry Apple car

“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

10.10.2023 10:09 — 👍 1739    🔁 471    💬 11    📌 7

Dredge should for sure be on that list.

10.10.2023 02:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're all good dogs, Blaghs

06.10.2023 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
DONT TELL ME WHOSE IN CHARGE!!! IM IN HERE I THINK!!! ACUTALLY I DONT KNOW,,, I MIGHT BE DA BACTERIA IN MY BODY ,THEIRS AS MANY BACTERIA CELL'S AS THEIR ARE HUMAN CELL'S , SO ANY PERSON IS USALLY ONLY 50/50 BACTERIA AND PERSON ,WHAT IF YOUR RIDEN AROUND IN THAT SUCKER FOR 40 OR 80 YEAR'S AND THEN AT DA VERY END YOU REALIZE YOUR DA SQUIGGLERS IN DA INTESTINE'S, WELL WHOSE BEEN WALKIN THIS KRANG BODY AROUND ALL THIS TIME, LOT'S TO THINK ABOUT ,ALSO DA BRAIN IS PART OF DA BODY SO FUCK IT DA WHOLE THING IS MINE AND IM EATEN FUNYUNS AND A ROOT BEAR . AND DA TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOUR JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEA'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT TELL ME WHOSE IN CHARGE!!! IM IN HERE I THINK!!! ACUTALLY I DONT KNOW,,, I MIGHT BE DA BACTERIA IN MY BODY ,THEIRS AS MANY BACTERIA CELL'S AS THEIR ARE HUMAN CELL'S , SO ANY PERSON IS USALLY ONLY 50/50 BACTERIA AND PERSON ,WHAT IF YOUR RIDEN AROUND IN THAT SUCKER FOR 40 OR 80 YEAR'S AND THEN AT DA VERY END YOU REALIZE YOUR DA SQUIGGLERS IN DA INTESTINE'S, WELL WHOSE BEEN WALKIN THIS KRANG BODY AROUND ALL THIS TIME, LOT'S TO THINK ABOUT ,ALSO DA BRAIN IS PART OF DA BODY SO FUCK IT DA WHOLE THING IS MINE AND IM EATEN FUNYUNS AND A ROOT BEAR . AND DA TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOUR JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEA'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TOO BAD - dashare.zone ADMIN

05.10.2023 22:40 — 👍 914    🔁 251    💬 3    📌 10

Sick invite

06.10.2023 04:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We could achieve greatness once more if Hyundai found the courage to mass produce this www.hyundai.com/worldwide/en...

02.10.2023 20:13 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Like, there's scummy behaviour and then there's whatever the fuck that is.

01.10.2023 07:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Reminder. Nazis must not be tolerated.

08.05.2023 03:41 — 👍 80    🔁 38    💬 3    📌 3

Yikes

01.10.2023 02:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
SHITS BEEN GOING REALY BAD FOR YEAR’S DAMB IT LOOK’S LIKE THIS WHOLE SHITY PLANET IS COMPLETELY FUCKED ITS NOT YOUR FAULT UNLESS YOUR A BILLIONAIRE HEARS WHY I THINK: Bank’s Dont Let You Drink There Water anymore, Feel’s Like some One Always Wathin Me When Im Takin a Crap, Hair Get’s Tangled Up More These Days, Less Places To Loiter, Pepole Get Mad When I Re Use Hot Dog Bun”s, Seems like Soap Doesnt Get Yuou Clean Any More, Keep Noticing Theirs More Bugs Inside, Probly More Shit To DONT ASK ME HOW TO FIX ALL DA BULL SHIT IM BUSSY AND I NEEDTO RELAX A LOT SO I DONT GET EVEN MORE PISSED OFF!!! IM STILL OUT HERE KICKEN ASS AND BLOWIG BIG CLOUD’S OF WEED SMOKE!!! BITCH!! I BEEN A CUSTOMER AT THIS DAMB GAS STATINO FOR LOGER THAN YOU BEEN WORKING HERE SO LET ME CHILL IN THE PARKIG LOT, ITS THE TRAGEDY OF DA COMMON THAT I CANT HANG OUT HERE ANY MORE ZOO’S SHOULD HAVE DOG’S THERE YOU CAN PET FUCK CRAFT BEER JUST GIVE ME A NORMAL ONE YOUR IN DA MOTHA FUCKEN SHARE Z0NE NOW BITCH!!!!! YOUR IN DA

SHITS BEEN GOING REALY BAD FOR YEAR’S DAMB IT LOOK’S LIKE THIS WHOLE SHITY PLANET IS COMPLETELY FUCKED ITS NOT YOUR FAULT UNLESS YOUR A BILLIONAIRE HEARS WHY I THINK: Bank’s Dont Let You Drink There Water anymore, Feel’s Like some One Always Wathin Me When Im Takin a Crap, Hair Get’s Tangled Up More These Days, Less Places To Loiter, Pepole Get Mad When I Re Use Hot Dog Bun”s, Seems like Soap Doesnt Get Yuou Clean Any More, Keep Noticing Theirs More Bugs Inside, Probly More Shit To DONT ASK ME HOW TO FIX ALL DA BULL SHIT IM BUSSY AND I NEEDTO RELAX A LOT SO I DONT GET EVEN MORE PISSED OFF!!! IM STILL OUT HERE KICKEN ASS AND BLOWIG BIG CLOUD’S OF WEED SMOKE!!! BITCH!! I BEEN A CUSTOMER AT THIS DAMB GAS STATINO FOR LOGER THAN YOU BEEN WORKING HERE SO LET ME CHILL IN THE PARKIG LOT, ITS THE TRAGEDY OF DA COMMON THAT I CANT HANG OUT HERE ANY MORE ZOO’S SHOULD HAVE DOG’S THERE YOU CAN PET FUCK CRAFT BEER JUST GIVE ME A NORMAL ONE YOUR IN DA MOTHA FUCKEN SHARE Z0NE NOW BITCH!!!!! YOUR IN DA

DAMB - dashare.zone ADMIN

15.06.2023 18:34 — 👍 605    🔁 149    💬 12    📌 8

JFC

30.09.2023 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I'M A FLAMINGO (LIVE)
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This will explain all you need :D

youtu.be/6hJv5yBLe9c?...

29.09.2023 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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