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dude800

@onceuponanaurora.bsky.social

doing my best human impression there's no right side of the bed with a body like mine and a mind like mine

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hey don't knock it til you try it

05.03.2026 06:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

at least you know that

03.03.2026 08:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really do think they peaked here tbh, both aesthetically and musically. Nothing really like it imo.

26.02.2026 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what? shut up

23.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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weirdo

16.02.2026 10:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh no what

12.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

helo

11.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

either way something was down there slurpin and I was not impressed

10.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good for you and all but all I got was a wet burrito that sucked ass

10.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

how about you eat shit

06.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this fucking band keeps showing up in the queue for YouTube autoplay when I'm trying to listen to idles and I'm OVER IT I don't WANT to listen to Viagra Boys I want to listen to IDLES

04.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
No-One Will Ever Love You as Much as I Do, by I Am A Lake Of Burning Orchids from the album Summer In My Veins

No One Will Ever Love You As Much As I Do by I Am A Lake Of Burning Orchids
(volume warning for this one, I'm not joking)
whitemorgue.bandcamp.com/track/no-one...

04.02.2026 06:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yea(h)

01.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

h

01.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

finally some good fucking news

24.01.2026 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tokyo Godfathers with Big Naturals

22.01.2026 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

real

17.01.2026 10:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

potential for absolute peak here, ly for this

07.01.2026 09:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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unfortunately they probably do that more than introverts too

06.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(someone made an adult furry character a bit curvier) it is time to become a fascist

06.01.2026 20:02 — 👍 67    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Just checked myself, tons of people I'm following also follow that prude. Fucking disappointing.

06.01.2026 19:50 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

need through the fire and the flames immediately

06.01.2026 09:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Congrats, you are neither well informed nor intelligent enough to have this conversation. Please bow out.

02.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tits out cause tits are IN

01.01.2026 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

do some research on dysphoria before you spout bullshit

31.12.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

conservatives were generally always creatively bankrupt, AI just made it more apparent.
Libs aren't off the hook either. I saw what they did during everyone gassing up Gavin "Homeless Steamroller" Newsom

31.12.2025 06:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"the smart pete"

27.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

h

26.12.2025 05:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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me, a winner and a lover:

25.12.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0