Steph/Squishy Love Muppet

#Kittens got second round of worming last night. Today - SO MANY ROUNDWORMS IN THE TRAY! So they're on a vet approved worming schedule.

I've been kissing these little parasite vectors on their tum tums!

I now need to worm myself and the 6 other cats #FML

#cats #catrescue #animalrescue #d3litter

Definitely (hopefully) relieve some stress.

I mean, it IS prioritizing you...

Have a lovely time doing... stuff. May it be productive/relaxing as needed.

YASSSSS!

Take some time to priorotise you. Get to know yourself. Step away from the internet and go masturdating.

I'm sorry. I laughed. I remember playing too many rounds of 'find the puddle' when Dex was toilet training and my brain was fried.

Can't decide if her chest region looks like a row of blades, or a row of fangs.

Hiya Kang and lovely Ivil

I get to switch off and cuddle kittens 🤷‍♀️

They keep me sane. Ish. Sane-ish.

Best comment I've seen about this monstrosity...

PResident Evil

The elusive Crocodal is an ambush predator, waiting until their prey nears for a snuggle session

#Dalmatians #dogs #dogsofbluesky #dogsky ##dalmatiansofaustraliaandnewzealand #dallasthedalmatian #dexterthedalmatian

Laser Hair Removal Stages:

• Smells of pork and burned hair
• Hair grows back curly*
• Hair falls out
^^^ I am here
• Hair grows back thinner
• Repeat

*Did NOT like that stage

Am I wasting my life watching these guys?

Kitten Status: NYOOOOMmmm

Why is Law Roach breaking that?

I could see her kind of like Angela Lasnsbury in Murder She Wrote. But instead of catching the killer, she bakes them scones.

Accurate response.

Tantalisingly tempting to touch Tommy T's tum tum.

I have avoided spam tagging @devilligan.bsky.social in kitten pics, but this one is worth it.

He slept like that for at least 20 minutes, while I pottered around. Yes, his eyes were open.

It's a very wet, nesting second day of Autumn. My house is halfway clean. I've turned on the heater for the first time this year. Kittens have been mad, and are now quietly nursing off a dozy Neilar.

It is a day for Norah Jones.

Painting of crow in flight over snowy field, crows landing and forest in background.

🖼️ Laura Makabresku

I don't know who needs to hear this, but here's a free PSA for you:

"Yo, bitch, eat a sandwich! You look like the other mother from Coraline!" This is body-shaming.

"I'm worried about you. You seem to be struggling to find a healthy weight. How can I help?" THIS is actual concern.

Accurate

Thoughts on this?

a woman with blonde hair and a white dress is standing in front of a mirror ALT: a woman with blonde hair and a white dress is standing in front of a mirror

I was looking for a gif of House with a new cane, going 'bitchin', but couldn't find it.

This was there though. And I couldn't NOT post it.

I am wasting so much time watching, playing with and cuddling them.

Kittens to try to make you feel better?

Poppy will literally egg the kittens on to play, then get all shitty with them if they're too loud/fast/happy for her liking. And Poppy's gut reaction to being shitty is violence.

Accurate.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR ELSE!

Honestly, it reminds me of tantrums my cat throws!