(Caveman hitting that shit)
"What's up on Pluribus this week..."
(Caveman hitting that shit)
"What's up on Pluribus this week..."
Me on Alone:
“I’m in it to win it.”
(Immediately chops off foot with axe)
Watching "Alone" with a family size bag of sour cream and onion chips on my lap and judging every decision these people make.
21.02.2026 06:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like they think they're some kind of supreme court or something.
20.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They've got em working in shifts!
20.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can help with this part
16.02.2026 08:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How embarrassing that the entire galaxy was brought to its knees twice by a guy from Naboo. Pitiful.
13.02.2026 07:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nice unmasking of a Bay Area nazi who's likely responsible for a lot of west coast NSBM rot
11.02.2026 07:30 — 👍 204 🔁 61 💬 4 📌 1HEY. Some of us complete dullards aren't white supremacists.
09.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe yours, bro
07.02.2026 08:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rice all over the floor. Stepping on beans.
06.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Every actor's Wikipedia is like "Went to Julliard. Studied under Lee Strasberg. Played the lead in an award winning production of Waiting for Godot. Moved to Hollywood and played The Fartmaster in the third Fartmaster film."
01.02.2026 06:43 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Maybe the press should try standing up for themselves.
31.01.2026 08:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there a carve out for buying whiskey? I hope so.
30.01.2026 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Steve Jobs would have shoved his own mother off a cliff if it sold a few more iPods or whatever. He was a scumbag like the rest of these clowns.
25.01.2026 07:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NEWS: @nationalnurses.bsky.social “demands Congress abolish ICE entirely. We will be doing everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people.”
25.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 2945 🔁 940 💬 9 📌 35a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project
22.01.2026 03:05 — 👍 9086 🔁 3058 💬 164 📌 144
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Ramon Marquez mug shot
Ramon Marquez in his CBP Honor Guard uniform
A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.
Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.
The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra. I CAN GET THAT DOWN TO $70,000 VOTE FOR ME.
19.12.2025 08:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Simple rule of success: by age 80 you should have 80 dollars.
17.12.2025 05:59 — 👍 665 🔁 61 💬 32 📌 2You're not ready for it but your kids are gonna love it.
04.12.2025 07:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was told that the government shouldn’t run grocery stores.
07.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe Erika Kirk won the first Charlie Kirk award. I mean, what are the odds?
07.11.2025 06:54 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0OK. A kid calling another kid a dumbfuck is also constitutionally protected but schools should not allow that shit to happen because they have to have standards of behavior.
07.11.2025 06:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0