Larry Brooks was at times bat shit insane, but at the same time he was undeniably one of the greatest story tellers in sports journalism, and one of the few old heads I could listen to tell hockey stories for hours on end without a single moment of disinterest.

RIP to a real motherfucker.

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Haven't posted any music recs in a minute so here's one off the undisputed #1 jock jams album of all time. It aint even close this shit bangs on all sorts of monumental fucking levels. Not even ya mum on date night with her boyfriend's girlfriend banged this hard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPxY...

My exact thoughts every time someone moans about throw loops in 2025.

Yearly reminder that the grammys really, truly, and at an all encompassing level - aint shit.

Gotta respect the creativity of Jordan Binnington trying to dack what could be one of the most historically significant pucks in NHL history with about 50 live cameras beaming down at him.

UI design peaked here and I will not be moved on this issue.

Like let's be honest, no one sees the 16 game slate on a Tuesday Night and is like aww shit, it's the Frozen Fuckass Frenzy let's get on the tinnies and get cranked so I can endure the worst Wednesday morning of work in existence.

The NHL's penchant for doing these 8 million games all at once on a random, completely unremarkable weekday followed by a day consisting of one absolute nothing burger game 100% has to stop.

I mean there's not even a hatewatch angle on this leafs blue jackets game.

In a shock twist, some actual good news hitting the news cycle.

Gonna start a holiday called "let the goalies fight day" and it occurs every single day of the year, and on these days we let the goalies fight if they wanna because letting the goalies fight is really cool and it would be nice if we could have more really cool stuff.

Thank you that is all.

Made ya look LOL

He's back on the sour patch kids

Been a rough night to be a face in a blue jersey.

Started playing a new mmo. I know exactly wtf I'm bout to do in it too.

Hard to get out of those ruts, but exposure therapy is the only way

I aint tweetin nuthin no more

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Relentlessly having to hear how my sports team isn't performing while leading the league in expected goals for and 3rd in expected goal differential while simultaneously having the goaltender leading the league in saves above expected is really getting my jimmies well and truly rustled.

On any day of the week if you saw the Canucks playing the Blackhawks on the schedule you wouldn't even blink twice, but I'm watching every god dam second of this shit today to see Keifer Sherwood put Jason Dickinson through the glass on repeat for what he did to our Czechian king Filip Chytil.

Checking in on the guy who's legs you just took out by slapping him square on the dong has got to be a first.

Started last season off beating the pens 6-0, started this season losing to them 0-3. We were looking for a turnaround season and this is just what that looks like, and that is exactly what I will be telling myself for every future loss until we get to November ty for your time 🙏

Goofiest preseason in recent memory

Just thinking about how insufferable these twitter dweebs and discord gremlins were for years about 2xko while it was being developed, just for the game to drop and actually just be mad fun.

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I have 0 fuckin' idea who tf this band is but they kinda fuckin' rule. The type of shit that makes me wanna play shows again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGNH...

@usedpizza.bsky.social Warframe is sending a message, I'm just the messenger.

Like I get these guys still wanna chase a dream but let's be real, if getting hammered with the boys became an occupation that paid anywhere between 1-4mil a year, that's the real dream right there.

Any time a sports journalist or hockey player talks about how tough it is for guys to be out of the lineup, ima think about Tyson Barrie talking about getting paid over a mil a year to drink champagne, eat at fancy restaurants and show up for the occasional bag skate.

Also a great spot to show how a true shutdown defenseman really makes this type of play.

I fear goal of the year is already locked up with this gem of a gooch shot from yesterday.

I went to a religious school and I remember asking my 7th grade geography teacher if jesus didnt like it when you masturbated, and after staring into the abyss for an answer for like 30 seconds he replied by saying I was a fuckn idiot

So still not sure but I think it's chill if you got one of these

Gonna need this heatmap in green and gold.