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Work hard at school, good grades, high achiever, uni, good job, work your arse off, climb the ladder, high earner, pay a shit-ton of tax. Realise too late that none of this will ever get you anywhere near those who stroll through life on generational wealth. The system is rigged. anon_opin GOLD from 19th November 2023

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Gordon’s alive!

Not watching, I’m assuming he’s punched the ref for a yellow.

Which would create the optimal location for the next Green Man Festival.

this would be an opportune moment for the Isle of Man to invade Greenland whilst the rest of the world isn't looking.

He screwed up our country with Brexit and he’s doing it again with the Orange dictator. I hope our government stands firm and doesn’t get sucked further into this complete fiasco.

“Patriot” Farage is off stabbing Britain in the back, as usual.

I'm over there next week and I'll be over the moon to get a break from the ubiquitous black stuff.

That’s what they’ve told you. Unfortunately they are using going to a bar to listen to a dj as a cover for spending the evening at the library. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Not unless you are your kids of course.

If you’re looking for something great to do tonight, Harry is playing awesome music in the basement at Cellar Bar from 9pm.
Or come and say hello to us in @paysan.bsky.social.
Or both.
Do what you want really. I’m not your Dad. 🤷‍♂️

I beg to differ…

Abel Sickbottom

Great Britain, War Office Registers, 1772-1935

I bet he’s got a diverse set of mates. Some with sisters. Some with mothers. Some with sister mothers. I bet his brother dad is proud of him.

Not this guy???

Elon Musk gets a lot of grief for buying Twitter and taking it over. But if he'd bought LinkedIn and fucked it up, he'd be regarded as a hero

WANTED: Morons, racists, fuckwits, criminals, bigots and numbskulls to stand as Reform UK candidates. Total ignorance of local authorities preferred and we promise not to check your social media history!

I haven't been to the gym in months. My joints have stopped hurting and I've had so much more time to do meaningful things.

A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔

It’s amazing how people cannot connect the dots between these things.

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It’s so they can’t see what absolute whoppers their parents, grandparents, teachers and governments actually are. “ hey grandma, I see you voted Brexit on socials? Have you always been a twat?”

Manchester United fans unveiled a pro-immigration banner during Sunday’s fixture against Crystal Palace in response to comments from minority owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe.

More from @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social

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what about formula one?

Just a matter of a few weeks now x

A glass of red wine

Finishing the weekend with a glass of Terras Lusas from Portugal in @paysan.bsky.social a big and bold red with a slightly sweet finish. Delicious as always

If you bought your tesla before Elon musk turned into a massive cunt. Attach large stickers to your car stating exactly that. I will then let you out at junctions.

people won't adhere to the rules.

Darth Vader is a scouser - dresses in shiny material, talks weird. Han Solo is a Manc - has a swagger and a mate with a mad haircut. Yoda is Cornish - a funny accent and mixes his words. Luke is from North London - overly confident, has an interest in incest.

We have an exciting month ahead of us at Chester Cathedral with the arrival of the Museum of the Moon and a variety of events and activities taking place underneath it.

Read our latest blog for everything to look forward to this month ⬇️
chestercathedral.com/news/february-whats-on-2