Randall Kirby

the TikTok zoomers have got into the Epstein emails

I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit

New museum honors Portland’s place in the comic arts “We have more comic professionals per capita than any other city in the world. It’s time for the community to understand that and celebrate that.”

www.oregonlive.com/living/2025/...

You ever notice that Buckaroo Banzai and Pee Wee Herman have the same outfit?

I wouldn't recommend doing that

Dough naught

This person took this when they called the race

If you look at a schmoo with lust in your eyes, it turns into a fleshlight

I’m going to have to take out a loan for this thing

The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise

Building your city on rock is fine, it’s the roll I take issue with

Y’all here is a fun fact: Portland has a brand new volunteer organization called “operation inflation” that allows people to borrow inflatable costumes for protests. They just started a couple weeks ago and have like a 160 costume library (and counting because people keep donating).

Some folks make a fuss about skipping leg day, but skipping is legitimate exercise.

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

Thanks, New Yorker

Well don't I feel stupid

Heathcliff leaps from an egregariously high angle at a squirrel, standing next to a pile of acorns holding a sign that says "DEEZ NUTS". Two other squirrels watch, and one of them says "Never brag about your stash."

22 Sep 2025

Phoenix man accused of threatening to shoot up gay bar amid political anger A Phoenix man is in jail after police say he threatened to shoot up a gay bar near his apartment reportedly because he was angry about recent political violence across the country.

An Arizona man is facing felony charges for threatening to shoot up a gay bar to avenge Charlie Kirk. He was convinced the shooter had "transgender ideology." Fortunately, he was stopped, but this is on the media for running with the erroneous WSJ reporting. www.azfamily.com/2025/09/19/p...

Meme from Parks and Recreation of Ron handing a paper to an officer and saying “Not to worry. I have a permit.” Followed by a closeup image of the paper being held by the officer, edited to read: “Every fictional character I’ve drawn and will draw having sex, has consented to being drawn that way. They told me themselves.”

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

Most of the time, elder abuse stops when the person dies, but this is honestly an impressively innovative genre of evil

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.

Need a schoolhouse rock video explaining groy pers

Tooters

I've spotted a number of profiles in Grindr which say "Be prepared to prove you are real" or something similar.

Wow. Philosophers have been debating that for millennia, but sure, let's kick off our casual hook-up with a deep dive into metaphysics and epistemology.

First impressions #RCCC I’m blown away by the vibrant colors people are able to print now

Midsommar but edible

Brabies

I don’t need AI friends, as long as I have my pals at Animal Crossing

Smokey comma Stover