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horseyland is words and pictures my hands are possessed by an unyielding need to make stuff ig: https://www.instagram.com/horsey.land

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gangrene on them?

05.10.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i can only hope my hypothetical wife describes me this way in our wedding vows

23.09.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

using an autoinjector (needleguide) solved that for me, real blessing

21.09.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i fell down ๐Ÿ˜ญ please stop standing on me Stella im gravely injured

21.09.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that not cottage cheese

21.09.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

engaging in peak 30 something behavior by skipping a fun concert bc my book got too good

18.09.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, waiting on a response

18.09.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i try not to post L's but god damn cloud storage that can't even store a 2mb document safely is beyond the pale

18.09.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro why did i start using @proton.me drive i just lost like 40 pages and two weeks of work. guess im starting this ttrpg project over but like, in google docs ahaha

18.09.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the algo is brutal for art lately, for the life of me I can't get it to show my stuff to anyone who doesn't follow me. Tumblr tho, tumblr rules. Spam relevant tags & people will find it

18.09.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they contain so much bleach they make ur hair go blonde

17.09.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
fake newport packs of cigs

fake newport packs of cigs

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol
so i made it for him in photoshop
and got carried away

27.08.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 821    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

really really obsessed w newport mustard

17.09.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alex Consani for Coperniโ€™s AW25 LAN Party Campaign #fashionsky

17.09.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

naaa na nana na na na

17.09.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

esp after a few days of heavy masking the study points toward faster recovery.

side note i never thought I'd use statistics class knowledge so much in real life

17.09.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolutely relevant, and the hypothesis given makes sense to me. Reduction in inflammatory particle intake -> reduced inflammation -> reduced cough intensity/ frequency

17.09.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boot up Factorio -> learn how circuit networks work -> stop playing for 3 months -> forget how circuit networks work ->

14.09.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
bird cartoon w text

last night i was dreaming that i was a bass guitar. i could feel the vibrations of the strings flow through me, transmitted by my pickups in rapturous fidelity. I wept with joy as i felt
true purpose but then i farted so loud i woke up
HORSEYLAND

bird cartoon w text last night i was dreaming that i was a bass guitar. i could feel the vibrations of the strings flow through me, transmitted by my pickups in rapturous fidelity. I wept with joy as i felt true purpose but then i farted so loud i woke up HORSEYLAND

back from my coma

13.09.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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grace ling ss26 ๐Ÿชกโœจ

#fashionsky

12.09.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

really proves why fascism anywhere is a threat to everyone on earth. just a matter of time before they're trying to invade your country

10.09.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100% , the policy of always attack, always be on the offensive, always expand cannot be questioned. Those are the questions that get u sent to prison. So they'll simply keep running until they fall off a cliff or someone stops them

10.09.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it got cold & i immediately made bread pudding!

09.09.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

better not give them a fast mood then ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

09.09.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

been thinking about it for at least an hour & i still dont get how snakes move

09.09.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagining a band called ao & the goos

07.09.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd assume so! obvs recovery is different for everyone but that should be plenty of time

05.09.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know its over if i download The Long Dark. i live in minnesota there's no reason i should be roleplaying being outside in February

05.09.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bonfire season rapidly approaching!!! wahoooo

04.09.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

marlo: I'm marlo

01.09.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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