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Sultan Mamdani has named solo polyamorous hijabi amputee as his police commissioner

Death by coconut - Wikipedia

TIL there’s a Wikipedia page for death by coconut en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_b...

goose

the more time goes on, the more correct hillary clinton was when she called Trump supporters a basket of deplorables

she was correct at the beginning anyways, but it only is proven more and more correct every single day

The Charlie Kirk dolphin fetus video will never not be funny to me

This is a shitpost and not something i’m actually going to do, but I bring you the Edmund Fitzgerald Challenge:

drink 29 cans of Great Lakes Brewing Company’s Edmund Fitzgerald porter on November 10th

YouTube video by Blase Spooky Scary Skeletons Original Song Video

happy halloween youtu.be/-1dSY6ZuXEY?...

had the chance to listen to CupcakKe’s new album, The BakKery

top 3
1. Fist Me
2. UFO
3. One Of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy

I knew this ceasefire would be short lived. Very typical the war criminal to immediately cry foul that Hamas broke the truce and follow it up with another massacre.

the TikTok shop is just QVC for Gen Z, change my mind

If someone is a necromancer, please revive John Brown and sick him on this guy

Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?

MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.

I would bet that one too many McDonalds hamberders will do it

my father (a retired white engineer who has been in oklahoma for 40 years) is my weathervane for what normal people who just watch the news periodically think, and he was like “so, they want to call the guard out on a bunch of kids wearing frog suits? is that true?”, the admin is losing the PR war

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

Can’t be dumber than the one running it all, that’s an impossible bar to clear

Everything I Don’t Like Is Rigged should be an official slogan of the GOP

I would like for they/them to make him shut up

Stephen Miller looks like he can be bent like a bendy straw

I’ve noticed the algorithm on TikTok peddling a lot more conservative shit

I won’t even use Twitter because the Twitter algorithm just pushes far right nazi stuff. Facebook is about the same.

Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

shocker, the rapture didn’t happen this week

I aint ever seen a well staffed CVS

The presidential medal of freedom is a joke.

I will bet my net worth against his that we do not.