Sylo 😽❤️

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From time to time I find people who do not like peanut butter in any way, form, or fashion. Not because of allergies or texture issues, but simply do not like it.

This ... perplexes me ...

This is Ash. He's not ours, but I'd steal him in a heartbeat. He's such a sweetheart!

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My daughter asked me this morning if I would rather be a CEO or a mafia leader, to which I replied...

What's the difference?

George is playing hide and seek. I don't think he's very good at it though.

#DailyCat

It might be 10pm, but it is most definitely hide-and-seek time.

#DailyCat

George is truly a "if I fits, I sitz" sort of cat.

#DailyCat

Fred wants to hurt me, I woke him from his nap.

#DailyCat

George wants to know if this pose makes him look sexy.

#DailyCat

He is only snuggling because the back of my laptop is warm.

#DailyCat

Fred and George are both watching the squirrel in this Mark Rober video. I'm certain that my TV now has scratches.

#DailyCat

Fred is our fraidycat, so he likes to hide a lot. His back legs are also weak, so he doesn't jump very well. Here we catch a rare glimpse at him in the cat tree.

#DailyCat

"Pet me? Pwease?"

(Disregard my daughter's dirty socks, how embarrassing 🤦‍♂️)

#DailyCat

George wanted to sleep, but I wanted to take his picture. Don't worry, he's back to catnapping now.

#DailyCat

Be very, very quiet. Fred is trying to take a nap.

#DailyCat

George has lost his braincell. Can you help him find it?

#DailyGeorge #DailyCat

Fred says I haven't had enough water today.

#DailyFred #DailyCat

King George of the laundry basket has declared naptime. Who are we to argue?

#DailyGeorge #DailyCat

He is very cute. And wonderfully snuggly!

Fred was wondering what I found so interesting that I didn't pay any attention to him. Surprise, it was Graveyard Keeper!

#DailyFred #DailyCat

George was a little upset that I turned on the light to take his picture, can you tell?

#DailyGeorge #DailyCat

Fred needs to know if he should stretch before his vigorous scratching post work out.

#DailyFred #DailyCat

George is ready for breakfast. He keeps asking for tuna, but today is a chicken sort of day.

#DailyGeorge #DailyCat

Fred secretly admires you, but don't tell him that. He might run away and hide.

#DailyFred

George loves his little roost, but hates when his cat dad messes with him for pictures.

#DailyGeorge

In addition to #DailyFred, I can also try for a #DailyGeorge

Idk if I can keep this up day after day, but here's your #DailyFred

I don't know if it's true for everyone, but this last week of January has been the longest year since 2020.

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One of my toxic traits:

Intentionally pronouncing words wrong so that it annoys my daughter.

Today's word:
Muscles = "Muss-clehz"

It's snow pretty!

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D&D alignment guide:

If you see people as resources, you're evil.
If you see them as people, you're good.
If you see them as both, you're neutral.

If you seek freedom, you're chaotic.
If you seek order and structure, you're lawful.
If you seek balance, you're neutral.

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