Jake

Teenage me always thought I’d be a Telvanni, which makes sense bc they have big edgelord, pseudointellectual, faux-Machiavellian vibes and I was all about that shit

Screenshot of the King of the Hill reboot with older Bobbie and Peggy and Hank looking the fucking same.

Death comes for us all.

My expectations are sky high because I am an idiot and I love this show

One man desperately quests for acceptance from a social group, literally any social group

Markwayne Mullin doesn’t even know how to wear his fuckin hat right

I love it when Jake Tapper talks about his deeply investigated reporting.

At least it ends incredibly sadly (depending on whether you’ve progressed with The Gray Prince or not)!

Also baseless astroturfing accusations are a distinctly right wing tactic, so at least you have a nice, varied well poisoning playbook

Yeah, this isn’t defeatist bub. This is just a recognition that we gotta try something a little more decisive than trusting an utterly exploitable and constantly exploited system

I cannot believe you’d understate the very adult artistic gravitas of my favorite space wizard superpower laser swordfight fantasy

The arena is definitely my first stop after the sewers. I always bang out the whole thing in one ridiculous sitting

There is no way people are still thinking we’re voting our way out of this lmfao

This skeet made me laugh. Here’s why that’s bad for Kamala 1/?

A small dog with black and white fur is lying on its back, looking off to the side. It has a green collar and a colorful bandana around its neck. The dog’s expression is calm and slightly curious. The background includes part of a shelf and a light-colored wall.

My dog has never taken a good pic in her life