kat 💜💙

happy halloween!!

hehehehe

also this is a half truth bc when u see screenshots on updatedphan that are light mode that’s me posting on steg’s behalf LOL

hellooo!! good to see u!! doin alright, just been still in the chokehold of the hell site 😅 overwhelmed by all this wonderful content!!

am i having a nervous breakdown or do i just need a snack

hi bsky long time no see rip

@ryanbergara.bsky.social so ghost hunt w the boys and DAN ON FYA STATTT hes a huge rollercoaster nerd

i didnt have any pasta today 💔 fake fan

ratatouille is an underrated disney movie

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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Skylar Specs!

POOR BEAKER.

hehe that would be me! someone alerted me thru the danandphilposts twitter this morning about his mention and i clipped so i could download the hq footage to post 🫡 & when steg isnt around i do some of the bsky updatedphan for them!

found the clip and i recognised the username of who clipped it, thank you for your service 🫡

www.twitch.tv/tommyinnit/c...

ME: what should i use to row the boat

THEM: either oar

ME: either or what

THEM:

hi, survey team here! i shouldve phrased this question clearer but afaik pre-2014 was not irl merch as it was founded in 2014! i think it was district lines before that which would be outside the scope of the survey. 2014 is a good answer for you unless like. you only ever ordered in 2012

phannies, today is the last day to fill out our merch survey! please help us bring our problems direct to irl merch to ask them to improve: linktr.ee/survey.daps

minutes after posting this i saw Dan and Phil take DanAndPhilGAMES outside and then i heard gunshots but Phil said it was unrelated

danandphilgames on twitter x.com/danandphilga...

a poorly drawn cat wearing a silly hat

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me

a survey has been made about the comprehensive phannie merch experience! we plan to analyze the results of this survey & bring some issues to the attention of IRL Merch in the hopes that some improvements can be made! check it out here: linktr.ee/survey.daps

I asked Orin what kind of guy he was and he said he was an octoguy because he’s eight years old.

Drawing of yellow and pink patchwork puppy sitting on a toilet with white text that reads “born to drink water forced to piss”

Shoutout to my friends who say absolutely incredible things such as this 💛

this is news to me and exciting news fr

Taking pause during my daily walk to observe a bug on the ground, thinking about where he's headed and how his day is going, how this world must seem so vast and impossibly complex to him, infinitely more so than it is to me. Meanwhile his bug accomplices are stealing my wallet

a poorly drawn cat licking its raised hind leg. the leg is exaggeratedly large, with an oversized paw featuring huge toe beans

a photo of a ginger and white cat sitting on a sidewalk under a sunny blue sky. the cat is mid-grooming, licking its leg while its paw is stretched toward the camera, making the paw look huge

beans

me blueskying from updatedphan today i was shaking in my boots