Dog with a Blog

In my opinion, the simpsons is quite a funny show

A digital illustration of a border collie dog looking intensely at a lamb.

Looking 👀 #art

You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’

You don’t ‘run the gambit.’

gamut = entire range or series

gauntlet = severe trial

Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy

Do I need another sleep study?? Why am I so exhausted every morning

New fish in my tank. Can we all pray they fucking survive

Friend me on robox wolfmasterjiji play elevator with me

How does mastodon work

I need to become more online on non mainstream websites

Local community sanctioned queer events: Learning To Love In the Aftermath of Stubbing Your Toe

Word of mouth grassroots queer events you found out through a discord: wrestle in the mud with three tdudes all named Kliff. Clothing optional

I'm like pacing a hole in the floor. family vacation that changes like your whole relationship with your parents

🐕🖥️ are friends

You forgot about MEEEEE kulan gath!!

Dirty paws by Of Monsters and Men has an almost immediate effect on me

"and I should be done with notes by 7!" Said the liar

it's not a lack of an algorithm, it's just a different algorithm. remove the discover feed and you will be free. stop using the discover feed. take the discover feed off your bluesky home page. stop using the discover feed. remove the discover feed. leave the discover feed. abandon the discover feed

I've set up a GoFundMe for the expenses, and I really, sincerely hope that people can help me with this. Even just $5 means the world to me. And if not, just sharing would help. gofund.me/fa31c5f1

Oh kitty pryde we're really in it now

the interrogation
[dub by @fuzzytennisball.bsky.social and caszu (I DONT KNOW IF THEYRE ON BSKY SORRY)]

#regretevator
#regretevatorfanart

Aside from all the horrible shit, I think the worst part about being transgender are the sudden periods of needle shyness

Local goat discovers joy of painting 🖌️🎨🐐
#illustration #comic #goats #furry #anthro

I need to draw pictures. I need to draw a fucking pictures

Hey everydoggy

I miss you jaden

And my girlfriend looks just like me. Mixed with Zack galifinakis

Xavier Renegade Angel

Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.

Gets sleepy at 9:30 #likeaboss

They're going to have to turn me into a cat today

4 panel comic Panel 1: A dad and his child watch a kids tv show featuring a big cuddly bear and a small cute dog (who is eating a pizza) Bear, gesturing to dog, says: This is Spot. They like pizza a lot. Panel 2: Dad, immediately incandescent with rage shouts: “They” Oh my God what the hell is this?? In a kids show??” Panel 3: Dad, now ascending on a wave of frothy fury points to his child and yells: This is gonna confuse you!! You won’t learn!! You’re gonna need therapy!! Panel 4: Therapist’s office. A therapist makes notes. The child, now an adult, lies on a couch and says: …And my dad would just start screaming at cartoons…

won’t somebody think of the childrennnn

I'm deciding to go full tilt into crazy. Not a human unless I'm being paid for it. Dog 24/7