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YouTube video by Rexferitus SHODAN - Look at you, hacker...

Hell, this doesn't even have the "panting and sweating" part of the line. Terri Brosius as SHODAN is known to Do Things to many people
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZM...

Alright back to the slime I go

Shit my pants driving the Honda
Call that my Civic Doody

Umm this is such an outdated take. You have to also inject yourself with infant metroid dna to cure your central nervous system of the parasite known as "X" and baby I'm not talkin about the social media platform!!

I will get worse. And THAT'S a promise

Dink... I thought his name was Link???

Your Have Entered THE RAT CAVE

Desperately googling "Twomen" but it only brings up photos of two men. This is impossible

While not a traditional fantasy setting MOTHER 3 can be read this way

re: execs not seeing COYOTE VS ACME, here’s a delightful story from Harlan Ellison of a meeting in 1978 for I, ROBOT

when he realizes the WB studio head had not even read his script, he tricks him into admitting it and tells him to his face that he has the “intellectual capacity of an artichoke”

I have made my own mod list that rounds up AI/NFT shills too if any of you are interested.

Gotta claim your crippling skooma addiction as merely a part of your cover. It's all just a part of the op

Lumptember, the secret thirteenth month. Happens every year and everyone forgets. But I don't forget. I can't forget the things I've seen

Her: I'm coming over, you better not be in the cruncher factory swallowing steel half-cylinders whole
Me:

Morpho! Because they're Blue Morphos! You hear me? MORPHOOO

This is where the real shit happens. This is what separates the boykissers from the menkissers

Download The Black Parade now here: https://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152429& Thief: The Black Parade - Release Trailer

The Black Parade, the unofficial expansion for Thief Gold, is out TODAY! It's a brand new game featuring 10 missions, 4 new tools, 30 minutes of gorgeous cutscenes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gG...

TAFFERS, let me share some of the artworks I draw for The Black Parade a Thief: Gold fan campaign

Between Kissinger dying, Thief: The Black Parade coming out, and my fiancee coming to visit for the holidays I have been over the fucking moon lately

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

That's just the mushrooms talking. But the mushrooms in my ears listen, and they absolutely agree

Une version à l'aquarelle plus réaliste de Calvin et Hobbes dans un petit chariot, dans laquelle Hobbes est un réellement un tigre.

Calvin & Hobbes

*shoving clothes in the tumble dryer installed in his chest* "I serve... the public trust."

The existence of Copenhagen implies the existence of a Seethenhagen

how about a microwave that reaches zero and doesn’t make a big damn deal about it, how about that

Bro shut the fuck up stop having a good time rn don't u know the Demiurge that generated this material universe did so as to be a prison for our eternal suffering bro he's gonna be so mad stop laughing bro he's calling up the archons to fuck up our spiritual enlightenment bro fr stfu

Athiests, imagine you're skydiving with a baby. The baby cracks open a cold one, and offers one to you. You're now getting trashed while skydiving with a baby. Pretty cool baby, huh?

Thought this was some avant-garde Guitar Hero game for a second

RANKING EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW MUCH OF A NATURAL-BORN POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (1/69)