Main Character of Bluesky 🏴

What could possibly go wrong?

And the possibility of this many Iranian missiles slipping past Israeli defenses all at the same time seems unlikely to say the least

People keep suggesting Minneapolis. No, you do not want this. You get this, you get a massive injection of $ into police and state surveillance, which does not go away when the politicians leave.

Nope, stay the fuck out.

I know dead internet theory is a bit of a cliche but if it becomes a reality anywhere it’ll be on X the everything app

Can an improv comedy group cure grief?

You think party convention goers use public transit?

>check mail for the first time in a few days
>literally 100% midterm candidate junk mail
>straight into the trash

Because veggies are soy and beta and gay

a close up of a man 's face with lightning coming out of it . Alt: a close up of a man 's face with lightning coming out of it .

Whoever created this should...

This is the "two weeks to flatten the curve" of Trump 2.0. I bet the war lasts longer than he does.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

SpongeBob and Patrick standing in front of a background of burning buildings with yellow text at the bottom which reads, “We did it Patrick! We saved the city!”

To be fair this is literally just the Iraq War but even stupider and the Iraq War was already very stupid

Starting to think he deliberately waited until after the SOTU to start the war so he wouldn't have to figure out how to justify it in his speech

Standing outside to film the bombs falling on your city is the war equivalent of Midwesterners standing on their porch during a tornado warning hoping to catch a glimpse of the tornado

I swear bro just one more war before we finally have peace bro

Idk if the choice is between dropping a bomb on an elementary school or going to jail with a clear conscience I know which one I'm choosing

Did we free those Iranian schoolgirls from being alive? Jesus Christ.

I know it won't happen but everyone involved in this deserves to lose literally all their money

We need a swear jar for every time the media say "clashes" when they actually mean that police attacked protesters

3 Chicago police officers hospitalized after 2 squad cars crash into each other in Lawndale: CPD Three Chicago police officers were injured when two squad cars crashed into each other on the city's West Side late Saturday night, CPD said.

They're training to join ICE abc7chicago.com/post/3-chica...

Add the Polymarket mfs to the list of people to try during Nuremberg 2

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

I swear bro I just neeeeeeeed one more war bro I promise this is the last one bro we're gonna have peace soon bro I swear pleeeeeeeease just one more war

Remember the real problem here is that they didn't ask congress's permission before bombing those schoolchildren, not the bombing schoolchildren part.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

The bombings will continue until our special boy receives the Nobel Peace Prize

Everyone Is 12 Theory remains undefeated

The only troops I support are the ones who would choose to get court-martialed instead of bombing an elementary school