Emily Pallack

travel would be at least 12% more enjoyable if people stopped playing videos out loud from their phones.

this is wildly impressive

if returning to the office means hearing someone scream in a conference room THROUGH my noise-canceling headphones, i’ll kindly work from the safety of my couch, thanks.

we go na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

idk what this originally was reposting, but yes, this did make me think.

YouTube Surprise: CEO Says TV Overtakes Mobile as “Primary Device” for Viewing YouTube CEO Neal Mohan released his annual letter Tuesday morning, outlining his priorities for the video platform.

This stat is single-handedly driven by the uptick of my cat watching "cat tv" 8+ hrs a day.

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NIRVANA?????????

should i create a letterboxd even though i've seen like nine movies total?

me: returns something at target for $3 and feels super accomplished

also me: spends that + more on a sweet treat for doing that one dumb task

my mom is perplexed that i watch “homicide for the holidays” every night in the winter, but it’s more festive than the other true crime docs i watch!!!

people that think stevie nicks hexing lindsey buckingham during silver springs is bad haven’t seen me try to hex a player into missing a field goal.

am i about to get rick rolled if i request access?

where were you when you got the emergency alert for a TSUNAMI in the bay area

today's was diabolical!!!!!!!!! took me several minutes to figure out "tilde"

prettttttyyyyy accurate, blueskyroast.com

cc: @fekri.io

we go na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Today begins the season known only as, “Let’s pick this up after the Holidays.” Congratulations to everyone who celebrates.

my favorite part of every game!

is there a game i'm missing?

literally EVERY TIME i have to fill in my height on a form, my brain infiltrates all other thoughts with “i'm five-foot-two, i wanna dance with you and i'm sophisticated fun. i eat filet mignon and i'm nice and young, best believe i’m number one.”

the most realistic thing about Emily in Paris is how many times she has to blow off plans for a work crisis.

wait but so many of my old tweets are in response to things like awards shows and marvel movies, so maybe this won't be as funny as i thought...

gonna start posting old tweets here that are still funny because 1) i hate elon, 2) who is gonna know? 3) i'm hilarious.

gannon, i am nothing if not predictable (and theeee most complainiest).

i cannot wait for the day "Hot To Go" is the tune for a prescription drug commercial.

wowzers, 1 million people have now joined Bluesky in the past week 🤯

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one of my favorite shows. it's FANTASTIC.

i can't believe i'm expected to fill out a timesheet today when i'm in 49ers MOURNING.

i can't believe i'm on yet another social media app...