🪝fresh tilapia

Very hard to read the stares I'm getting on the sidewalk today (there's 12 feet of toilet paper hanging out the back of my leggings)

The way I can hear it, just talking over each other in those weird sociopathic accents they chose, unhinged lmao

Podcast when??

Using a Star Trek gif, post where you're at right now

when the instructions say to set the oven to 350 I set it to 365 because I do this shit every day. fuck a leap year

i love rereading a post i’m writing and then telling myself “literally no one gives a shit” and delete the draft

Be honest: is Bride! worth seeing in theaters?

You do such neat work so quickly its wild 🧡 thank you for sharing the updates its fun to check in on

sure, Mamdani wants to make buses fast and free. what you don’t know is they’ll be blasting Hamilton on loop.

babe who tf is jay peg

a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is laughing with his mouth open . Alt: a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is switching between manic laughing and sobbing with his mouth open

My manager keeps reminding me I took PTO this week as if I'm gonna accidentally show up here and honestly he’s right, the auto pilot is deep

Ah tracks, copy copy

I thought I was the only one who didn't know this because JESSIE WHY

I see Lux as thesis-level work that will continue to be added to in her career. Due Lipa found an incredible mix of producers and writers to make a fantastic pop album but it's not her Opus. I like that distinction personally but idk

a woman is holding a piece of food in her hand and eating it . Alt: a woman is holding a piece of food in her hand and eating as she says “it's true tho”

I'm ready. I'm present.

Correct. I do however think in like 25-30 years when Gen Alpha is getting married Dua Lipa is gonna have a Donna Summer moment as old head wedding reception music that's gonna Slap

So much love to you all. Things feel so bleak right now and you all have been a constant refuge. Solidarity with you all, comrades. <3

this is what happened during vietnam btw, people either did horrific war crimes, fragged their officers, and/or joined a violent radical organization (left or right wing) at home and started bombing public buildings

Working long hours on a hard floor sucks though I would hope in this idealized future where peoples work is based on a greater good and not the desperate need to secure housing they would get comfortable shoes and nice flooring to support them

I chug holy water when posting. I'm set to ascend any day now. I have a direct open line to heaven via a flip phone with no lithium battery 🙂‍↕️

It's sunny out and the oldhead that randomly paid for my cheesesteak just now was flashing a stack of 1s, be safe out here

getting bent over a guy's classic car would fix me

bluesky is a lot like life in that we weren't really supposed to be here and we're justifiably making it the creator's problem

Yeah, I don't know, but sleeping with someone, asking them out to dinner, and then saying “I don't know if this is a date” during dinner should count as some kind of psychological warfare.

a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera ALT: a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera

It's gonna be nice this week on the East Coast like in the 60s/70s but I keep hearing about snow coming next week…

MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE

Pulled the whiny baby tarot card, got owed

If you read cards i am open to your interpretations, please remember this is a Sunday night reading not a life spread or a year spread so its just a snapshot

a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it ALT: a man is drawing a letter l on a wall with the words this is for you below it

Pulling a clarification/advice card after a shuffle:

6 of swords.

Lit tra lee kinda floored right now 😂 i need to fucking move bro