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Massive choke job by NYG today, but I think if Jax stays in they probably hang on. The Miracle Bears keep rolling.

09.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ruining every sport it touches.

09.11.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Must be 18 to enter.

04.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This Scott Ad*ms thing is absurd and a horrendous abuse of the system but I would give Bill Watterson a kidney and you would too.

04.11.2025 01:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Bob Marley record just skipped

03.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and did Moody leave town yet…?

02.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts NORTHAMPTON, MA—With her remarkable ability to determine exactly how others should be allocating their limited resources for food, local woman Carol Gaither is considered to be one of the foremost aut...

Huge week for this woman: theonion.com/woman-a-lead...

02.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a series.

02.11.2025 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The kids (teens) in our neighborhood went for the “backpack in front” approach and it worked very well.

01.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Facebook is good two days a year: your birthday and Halloween.

31.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A scene from goodfellas where 3 men have a 4th man trapped in a trunk.

A scene from goodfellas where 3 men have a 4th man trapped in a trunk.

Trunk or treat

31.10.2025 13:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very rude of them to make Revolution Brewing’s taproom a Spirit Halloween.

30.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today in Max is Late To the Party: WEAPONS.

29.10.2025 03:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

followseveryone.bsky.social followed you

29.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Roger Ailes.

27.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(maroon 5 voice)

26.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I stand up against lip syncing.

26.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I watch this twice a year.

23.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Japan vs. Canada World Baseball Classic gonna be amazing

21.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I enjoyed seeing all the protestors gathered in the shadow of that building.

I enjoyed seeing all the protestors gathered in the shadow of that building.

19.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heading to the I Hate America rally. Should I meet you guys at Marxist Gardens or 2 West Terrorist Plaza?

18.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson.

18.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Put Your Ass Here

Dockers®

17.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can solve the CTA budget gap with corporate sponsorship of individual stops.

Doors open on the left at Pepsi Presents Clark and Lake.

17.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Scallions” - Booker T and the MGs

15.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whistles go woooooooo

13.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character with a mustache is saying yes that 'll do ALT: a cartoon character with a mustache is saying yes that 'll do

“Hello new clients, I’m Mr. Rekrab, from someplace FAR AWAY.”

13.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mini trampoline next?

11.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I usually call ‘em Dick and Duck but it hasn’t caught on the way I’d hoped.

10.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well there ya go

09.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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