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@maxochism.bsky.social

Tech, sports, food, music, dogs, theater, Chicago, lazy lists of basic interests. Your trip is short.

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That’d be wonderful, thank you!

28.02.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sign that says in Spanish: β€œresbaloso cuando esta mojado”

A sign that says in Spanish: β€œresbaloso cuando esta mojado”

Best Bon Jovi album.

25.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am watching the all-reggaeton State of the Union instead.

25.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We must oil and properly maintain the genocide machine.

22.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had their stuff at Pilot Project several times and enjoyed it - they deserve their own spot.

21.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes just to be a jerk I’m the 70th Like on something.

21.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Facebook post where someone describes dusty air and rain as an act of God.

A Facebook post where someone describes dusty air and rain as an act of God.

Just wedge it into everything, everyone will love you for it

19.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t care for it, for various reasons.

18.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meet The Slipnutz | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
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Excellent point. Stop confusing us as you did here: youtu.be/j5QN4S8Gg50?...

16.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t get it with Geese the band. This is probably me falling out of touch, but they sound like Beck if he didn’t try.

16.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They say don’t shop for groceries when hungry but shopping in a very good mood is also dangerous.

16.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Valentime’s Day, proofreaders!

14.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not supposed to feel bad for anyone who has 100000x the money you have plus a World Series ring, but the whole Kris Bryant thing is so tough to watch.

11.02.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sports Kids and Theatre Kids come together once a year for 12 minutes.

(Sorry bout your boys.)

09.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always follow Max for the best gambling tips.

09.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny has more yards than the Patriots.

09.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Such reckless use of the language by the poet who gave us BAWDITHABAWDADANDDANGDIGGYDIGGY

05.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mass has ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord, no worries if not.

05.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Antarctica easily a top 7 continent

05.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, Tronc.

03.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The USPS is issuing a stamp featuring Muhammad Ali.

To use it, just stick and move, stick and move.

30.01.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s horrible but that’s a good line.

29.01.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good epitaph for when he’s placed in a matchbox and lowered into a gopher hole.

27.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sinatra or Fall Out Boy?

27.01.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

23.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 26681    πŸ” 5855    πŸ’¬ 437    πŸ“Œ 409

Batman Returns With Big Naturals

22.01.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I stood in the middle of a busy street to make a point about how smart I am.

20.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never, NEVER, in 30 years of Bears fandom, believed that the QB at the end of this season is the best option for next season. Caleb Williams is a different story.

19.01.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0