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โ€œWell some are dumb. Some actually do really bad things. I usually kinda handle both hence my job as a PI. Itโ€™s like playing a game of guess which dumbass Iโ€™m gonna get today.โ€

Thatโ€™s when Jessicaโ€™s got a good idea as sheโ€™s leaning back in her chair. โ€œDo you wanna come join me for a case?โ€

31.01.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œNo no wait fuck I sound like a controlling asshole whoโ€™s telling you what you can and canโ€™t do with your body. I mean ugh this is so frustrating!โ€

Jessicaโ€™s going to take a deep breath as a way to calm her nerves before looking at Valeria again. โ€œSorry about that.โ€

30.01.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œNo Iโ€™m a PI which means this is apart of my job. The people on my computer are files that are about my clients and their cases. Some are finding a cheating husband and others are uncovering a fraud.โ€

Jessicaโ€™s going to now get her picture up and is soon pressing print and looks at Ellie again.

28.01.2026 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s nodding her head softly but there is this slight flicker of hesitation in her gaze as sheโ€™s now looking back at Valeria and begins to start softly massaging her boobs.

โ€œValeria? I- I donโ€™t know if we should have more kids. I really didnโ€™t like seeing you in so much pain with Theodore.โ€

27.01.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to take her camera back, looking at the picture for a moment before standing up and heading to her laptop so that she can plug the USB stick into it.

โ€œWell I think you might be right. Come on over here I donโ€™t think you have actually seen what I do for work before.โ€

23.01.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to smirk slightly to what Valeria is saying with her soon taking her wifeโ€™s boobs into her hands and begins to start rubbing them gently.

โ€œHow about I give you a boob massage and if you will let me Iโ€™ll gladly suck on them also but only if you want me too.โ€

22.01.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to let out a faint chuckle of amusement at Ellieโ€™s little pose but is also smiling at the same time. Thatโ€™s when sheโ€™s passing over the camera whilst nodding her head.

โ€œIโ€™m trusting you okay? Donโ€™t you dare end up breaking that camera cause it cost me quite a lot of money.โ€

20.01.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to let out a soft, almost breathless chuckle to Valeriaโ€™s words with her soon leaning toward to press a soft kiss against her lips but also is moaning ever do slightly feeling Valeria cleaning up the saliva.

โ€œIs there anything I can give to you in return baby? Anything at all?โ€

18.01.2026 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI donโ€™t mind that Ellie. How about I take your photo first so it gives me a chance to make myself look presentable or whatever it is you do with pictures.โ€

Jessicaโ€™s now going to reach forward to grab her actual camera for work and holds it up before looking at Ellie. โ€œSmile.โ€

15.01.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYou need to not be doing stuff like that Valeria. Youโ€™re recovering from having a baby and this could count as strenuous activity. Look, I can hold off the entire time you are recovering.โ€

Jessicaโ€™s helping Valeria sit down now whilst pressing a soft kiss against her forehead again.

15.01.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to just roll her eyes to the idea of having a picture taken especially since sheโ€™s never exactly been one for pictures but also doesnโ€™t seem to mind at the same time so nods her head.

โ€œAlright fine we can take a picture. Should I take one of you first or do you wanna take mine?โ€

13.01.2026 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s breathing is rather ragged now, her hand still gripping Valeriaโ€™s hair tightly and is now closing her eyes to allow the last waves of her orgasm to wash over her.

โ€œFuck that was so good baby. You are getting really good with that mouth of yours but are you not sore ya know from birth?โ€

12.01.2026 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s nodding her head softly and is going to stick on the movie whilst leaning back in her chair but is also going to start looking at her phone to check on where the pizza is.

โ€œThe pizza should be here in about like ten minutes. Donโ€™t worry Iโ€™ll answer the door so you donโ€™t gotta worry.โ€

11.01.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOh fuck! Oh keep going like that baby and Iโ€™m gonna give you a reward for being such a good girl. How does that sound? Ah oh! Oh shit baby Iโ€™m gonna-โ€œ

Jessica doesnโ€™t even last another second with her soon nutting right into Valeriaโ€™s mouth whilst gripping her hair ever so slightly.

10.01.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s taking her phone back with a slight frown beginning to formulate on her face as sheโ€™s now going to frown at the way that Ellie had typed out the movie.

โ€œI mean itโ€™s a good attempt but let me show you how to spell it.โ€ She added before tilting her phone so Ellie can see.

07.01.2026 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessica is completely distracted by how much pleasure Valeria is giving to her and is now having to grab a fistful of her hair as sheโ€™s now letting out a few loud moans once more.

โ€œOh fuck! Oh yes baby just like that. Iโ€™m so close please donโ€™t stop princess. Please donโ€™t stop.โ€

06.01.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYou know what a movie is a great idea. You pick what movie we watch if you like. Maybe pick something a bit Disney since I donโ€™t think your mom would like me letting you watch a horror.โ€

Jessicaโ€™s stopping for a second before frowning slightly. โ€œBut you might like scary movie since itโ€™s funny.โ€

04.01.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s letting out a soft moan of pleasure, her hand coming to rest against the top of her head as sheโ€™s soon throwing her head back in pleasure since sheโ€™s enjoying every second on Valeriaโ€™s mouth on her dick.

โ€œOh baby donโ€™t stop. Donโ€™t you stop baby. Your mouth feels so good right now.โ€

03.01.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to take a look at the app and the dessert menu they have to offer before turning her attention onto Ellie for a second and holds the phone back out to her.

โ€œHow about you pick instead? You can surprise me with what dessert I should have for after the pizza.โ€

01.01.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s letting out a soft groan when she feels Valeria begin to pull down her pyjamas pants and then taking out her dick whilst beginning to stroke her dick.

Her hands are also coming to gently grab Valeriaโ€™s head when she kisses the tip. โ€œHmmm baby you should keep going like a good girl.โ€

31.12.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessica is adding fanta cans to the order but is soon going to look at Ellie and can tell sheโ€™s rather fascinated by what sheโ€™s doing and soon holds her phone up closer to her.

โ€œHere you can take a look of you want. Itโ€™s what Iโ€™m using to order the pizza from so we can stay here.โ€

28.12.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once Christmas was over, Jessicaโ€™s already immediately up in the early hours of the morning to dismantle the tree since it was annoying her just a little bit. A soft huff would leave her lips at a particularly stubborn bauble.

โ€œStupid bauble. Stupid tree. Stupid holiday. Thank god itโ€™s done.โ€

28.12.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessica seems to almost gag at the idea of having a mayonnaise pizza and instead is going to take a deep breath as she hates the idea of this diabolical request but also wants to keep Ellie happy too.

โ€œSure you can have mayonnaise over the pizza. You want anything else with that Ellie?โ€

26.12.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to just nod her head but really sheโ€™s not amused in the slightest as she hates the idea of having to deal with the Christmas holidays. It was a little clear that it wasnโ€™t her favourite holiday.

โ€œCan we do the present stuff now? Like whilst we still have time or whatever.โ€

25.12.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to get her phone now and is finding the pizza place on her contacts before pressing the call button and places the phone to her ear before turning to look at Ellie.

โ€œHey what toppings would you like? I might just get beef and chicken but what would you like on yours?โ€

22.12.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to pull her face at the idea of a glitter tree especially since she really doesnโ€™t wanna be dealing with glitter on her hands every five minutes so is now shaking her head.

โ€œYou know what why donโ€™t we go back to the first tree? Yes the first tree was perfect and we should get it.โ€

21.12.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThey can bring it directly to the door if you want me to get it delivered but if not we can go and pick it up from the pizza shop? I think that would be a good idea.โ€

Jessicaโ€™s going to look back at the screen of her tv which is still playing the Bluey episode but does find herself to chuckle.

20.12.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to look at the tree and finds herself to grimace but really she just wants to go home so would settle on any that Valeria picked with her now putting on a forced, semi cheerful voice.

โ€œOh yeah itโ€™s perfect. Really perfect. Soooo perfect that it will look cute in the room with us.โ€

19.12.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to nod her head softly as sheโ€™s taking the bingo plushy and carefully sits it down beside her on the couch. Sheโ€™s also getting comfortable in the Bluey blanket before looking at Ellie again.

โ€œHey do you want me to order some food? I donโ€™t mind ordering some if you want it.โ€

17.12.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jessicaโ€™s going to let out a small sigh and was even pretending to be slightly annoyed by the fact that she was going to be picking a tree. However, she did seem to laugh hearing Valeria say that.

โ€œOh really? So we are totally going to have tree competitions with our neighbours now?โ€

16.12.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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