Do. Or do not.

You know. For someone that hated remote work and forced all federal employees to return to the office- I am really not sure how our chief pedo in charge, or his goon squad, thinks they're going to run Venezuela. I know DOGE cancelled all the Zoom contracts. Is Signal up to the challenge?

Welp. It's officially the start of Fiscal Century 21, Quarter 2.

Let's hit those FC21 Q2 KPIs everyone.

That fan took it better than Jake Paul at least

At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.

BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.

#TheDailyMail, 🇬🇧 lovingly nicknamed "The Daily Fail," is a British right wing tabloid

Activists grabbed some copies, put some more accurate sleeves over them, and snuck them back on the news rack

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Democrat running for Congress, 5 others indicted over Chicago immigration protest Six people, including a Democratic congressional candidate, were indicted Wednesday on charges of impeding a federal officer in connection with a September protest at an immigration detention facility in Broadview, Illinois.

Democrat running for Congress, 5 others indicted over Chicago immigration protest reut.rs/4oJo0pU

Republicans would rather skip work and hide than prevent premiums from skyrocketing for millions of Americans.

Democrats have a plan to prevent your costs from spiking – Republicans voted against it SEVEN TIMES.

picture of Volodymyr Zelenskyy (not pictured: his massive fucking balls)

You push your own jets off aircraft carriers into the sea.

I get my enemy to drive my bombs to his airports.

We are not the same.

TOP NEWS TODAY 🔝

✈️ SBU conduct large-scale special operation "web" to destroy enemy bomber aircraft in the rear of Russia.

⚡️ SBU attacked 4 military airfields in Russia: Belaya, Diaghilevo, Olenya and Ivanovo airfields.

💥 Zelensky: More than 40 strategic aircraft were taken from the Russians

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@coloradowolf23.bsky.social @krychevska.bsky.social

Over 40 russian military planes hit. Ukraine, you never fail to impress me. Just ridiculously amazing and so glad you didn’t tell the US you were doing this, so no leaks either.

Vasyl Malyuk - Wikipedia

For those left hanging:

Typed note on a bathroom counter: You are witnessing in real time the last days of our great nation. Fight for a check on the Administration. Defend our Constitution.

Mood: Note left in the Amtrak bathroom.

Oh wow, yeah, that's a nice looking stack of tires you got on $7bn of leftover Soviet bombers. Would be a shame if a few shipping containers got delivered across the street...

Now THIS is the sort of state media that North Korea would be proud of!

Another non-native hero of Ukraine.

Rest easy brother, faugh-a-ballagh 🇬🇧 🇺🇦

Two volunteers die in Ukraine mine-clearing incident, including British aid worker Chris Garrett Garrett, 42, from the Isle of Man, was widely known for his high-risk volunteer work removing mines and unexploded ordnance left behind by Russian forces.

Two volunteers, including British humanitarian and mine disposal expert Chris Garrett, died in an explosion near the eastern Ukrainian town of Izium, Kharkiv Oblast, the charity Prevail Humanitarian Aid confirmed on May 7.
Eternal memory. 🕯️ 😢
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In the fourth year of the war, Ukraine suddenly found a real weak point for the Russian Federation. This is air traffic. Due to massive drone attacks in the European part of Russia, flights are paralyzed today. Airports are in collapse.

Ukrainian drone operators destroy three Russian Buk systems in 12 hours In the Kursk direction, Ukrainian drone operators from the Unmanned Systems Forces detected and struck three Russian Buk air defense systems | Read more 7 April, 2025

BUK hunting 🎯

Masters of coping

With Trump plans to defund, if not fully leave NATO anyway, this isn't even a good blackmail threat. LFG 🤙🏻

Screenshot of tweet from @realDonaldTrump, 6 Nov 2012, reading: "If the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the President should be impeached immediately!"

what if it just took one though

It's been noted that the last time stocks fell this sharply, we were in the midst of a global health pandemic. To which I say, please be patient.

by Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

MSNBC just showed a montage of world leaders calling the USA idiotic, illogical, hostile, unhinged.... literally never seen anything like this. From the shining city on a hill to an object of global derision and contempt.

(slurping cybergruel from a garbage can lid) you kids won't believe this, but back in the Before Times people would eat vegetables, every day, that flew here on a plane. a plane was a kind of bird bus

The United States Is Now A 2nd Class Nation On Our Way To 3rd World Status….