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Sound on for a good time

10.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This scared me badly, because I thought JoJo Siwa was getting 11% of the votes so far...

28.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Berkeley, keeping it real.

29.09.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for giving them a warm and love filled place. It never gets easier, and I know what you are going through, the ones where everything is done right, and the hope is there...those are the hardest :(

26.09.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gargoyle taught himself fetch

26.09.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a thing.

21.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disney Plus == Just Torrent or Usenet it.

18.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Killed my FB account for at least a week, hopefully I can just leave it dead.

18.09.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gargoyle the jumping bean

18.09.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gargoyle walkies

18.09.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I may have to just be happy with sparking cables (I used a paperclip to short out the wires for the eGPU atx power supply to fake it out and power up without an attached motherboard)

27.07.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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3 of the four current fosters

27.07.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you sending out nudes....again? :p

27.07.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So now we have an optiplex 390, upgraded to an i7-2600k, and a frankensteined 1080 hung off a PSU in a fried eGPU chassis, connected via a pcie x16 extender
Heaven DX11 benchmark screamed through with a score of 5000, which beats out newer i7s with 1080 cards or rx480 cards...

27.07.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice, here in our own little island. Now to show up and instigate a fight over Debian vs Ubuntu :p

25.07.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh man, "memories" came up with these photos from the 90s, when they removed my right fibula to rebuild the left side of my face that was removed due to bone tumors.

18.07.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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STILL MINE!

15.07.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MINE! MINE! MINE!

15.07.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit, I just cycled by there!

21.06.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@possumeveryhour.io
Just now in my back yard, whilst picking cilantro.

10.06.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trouble comes in....fours?

24.05.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1) Caiphus Cain would have never lost an arm
2) He would have gone on to topple late stage capitalism, and rampant oligarchy by accident
3) #2 would be the first problem Jurgen couldn't help solve with a melta.

27.04.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thing for myself and a departed friend.

27.04.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry, we have a Fizzgig as well, and I know I will be devastated when he passes on :(

11.04.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Something has gone terribly wrong with my Italian lessons.

11.04.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Viciously feral.

23.03.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why can't all the anti-vax adults just die?

21.03.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So yeah...those outdoor ferals...(Two at the top of the cat bed)

20.03.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On this day, three years ago, I started hiding tiny bad dragon dildos in the walls.

16.03.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea what witchcraft has been wrought upon my property up here in Alameda, but my orange trees are CONSTANTLY producing, 365 days a year. It is madness, utter madness, but at least not scurvy related madness.

11.03.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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