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Espresso is my first love. Gaymer and gymrat. Follow for my progress. Usually glammed at the gym ✨ Shoes βœ… Private Yachts ⏳ Caviar πŸ˜‹ More Shoes 😏 πŸ“ BOS

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Day 6327828292 and I still desire a friendship like this πŸ₯²

09.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform and tie is standing in front of a door . ALT: a man in a military uniform and tie is standing in front of a door .

16 years later I still have chills of this.

09.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you say it? β€˜I love you. I don’t ever want to live without you. You changed my life.’ Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around. Drink it in β€˜cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow.

08.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How do we have AI but haven’t figure out how to disable smartphones while driving?

09.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you say it? β€˜I love you. I don’t ever want to live without you. You changed my life.’ Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around. Drink it in β€˜cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow.

08.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

A Costco hotdog combo

08.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what do we think of the headshot?

07.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s hot and she finally knows it.

06.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol the worst, at least you were there. Almost like Eliwood in Blazing Blade.

06.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when you don't show up in their skircle πŸ˜”

03.06.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

I loved it and I’m ready for more

06.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m vetoing the gym tee idea

05.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feeling thicc

05.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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We match today

05.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A gym selfie.

A gym selfie.

I hit my goal weight (110kg/242lbs)

05.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 638    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 2

Out with my bestie bb @bearoftheball.bsky.social

05.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ANGEMON

05.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Friday chest day

04.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO EVER WAS GATEKEEPING JADE IS NOT A REAL FRIEND

03.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arms on back day

03.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well. That was mid and tired at best.

03.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The desire to work today does not exist. I just want to go to the gym early and organize my pulls.

03.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Choosing violence today and what about me???

03.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol himbiologist is going to come for you

03.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The donuts

02.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Donuts arrived. Now waiting for the rest πŸ˜‹

02.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m ready to each chicken wings, burgers, and donuts. Don’t attack me

02.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lack luster workout but I still made it.

02.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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