@ron-swanson-weekly.bsky.social
(Or daily, or monthly, I couldn't care less.) Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
10.04.2025 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I regret nothing. The end.
10.03.2025 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is only one bad word: taxes.
20.02.2025 13:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.
14.02.2025 11:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.
06.02.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is 'Moby Dick'. No froufrou symbolism, just a good simple tale about a man who hates an animal.
(Does the white whale actually symbolize the unknowability and meaninglessness of human existence?... Nah, it's just a fucking fish.)
"I don't like loud noises and people making a fuss and I especially don't like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus, the whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards."
29.01.2025 12:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0”There is only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.”
29.01.2025 04:19 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“I’d wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.”
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