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Six years since the start of a pandemic that has killed over 7 million people. I will never understand.

Patient came in saying that for the past few weeks, they’ve had body aches, fatigue, and an inability to taste or smell anything. Also, their husband just had the “flu,” isn’t that something?

So yeah, that’s why I’m still wearing a mask to work.

David Suchet as Lady Bracknell. He wears a red dress with a large hat

Found out about the production of The Importance of Being Earnest with David Suchet as Lady Bracknell and I’m OBSESSED. Perfect play to incorporate drag. Perfect role for a man in drag. Perfect guy to play the role.

(Also you would really like it)

Took an incredible picture of my boobs the other day. Didn’t know they looked like that from that angle. If you even care.

The fact that there were never more Roger Rabbit cartoons like Tummy Trouble and Trail Mix-Up is proof that we live in a cold, uncaring universe.

I see why Shaggy on Scooby-Doo was eating sandwiches all the time.

Was the old lady tiny, or was the shoe huge?

Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist

Luke Skywalker

Finn the Human from Adventure Time

Link from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Little Blond Twink With A Prosthetic Right Arm Starter Pack:

I’m too sexy to deal with this.

Like even if she thought next month was April, the holiday has never not been on the 1st…

Had to explain to my coworker that March 4 is NOT April Fool’s Day.

My sister just blew my mind with the knowledge that Robert Duvall, in his film debut, played Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird. I had no idea.

You also deserve all the nudes.

Not only are you doing great, you’re also really hot.

If this chart doesn’t kill the capitalist that lives in your head I don’t know what to tell you

Yeah, but it sucks that program is janky and that you don’t have the time. I know how excited you were.

I’m sorry, bud.

Is it an acid trip or a fetish?

I may or may not have pulled an all-nighter finishing the game.

I know I’m late to the party but everyone was right about Dispatch. I’m on Episode 3, and having a blast.

Thanks. I don’t know what’s going on, really, so I don’t know how to ask people to help me lol.

Sat here for a moment trying to figure out what “new exhaust” was a euphemism for.

Sorry about that, friend.

I’m having a bad time, friends.

Hit me.

He better not die of old age.

Started tearing up this morning because I imagined a little kid in the ice age bringing her dad a cool huge piece of flint she found because she knew he could make a cool handaxe with it.

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