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@dracula-flow.bsky.social

This shit ain't nothing to me man

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The first time I smoked runts I coughed so fucking hard, I started passing kidney stones, then shat myself in front of the gang! There was scat all over the pounds we shipped outfFor the next thirty business days

02.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm on them Nashville nibblers

02.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tied the ops to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours, Motherfucker looked like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him

01.03.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Face pressed up against that monkey, sniffin' for dear life

01.03.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flipped a whole brick into an empire, stop playin' with me

01.03.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the "Him-ulation", I am "Him Kardashian" "Him-buktu", "Him-on and Pumba". I got my DNA test back Turns out I'm one-hundred percent "Him-alayan"

01.03.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is Obamacare? Hey Obama, I don't care about shit!

01.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Icewear Vezzo said it best "I'm a mud baby, I can't stop"

01.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need more sequoia banshee boogers

28.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba

28.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're sick in the head, they forgot I'm him

28.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm

28.02.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke 'Cause I don't give a shit

28.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crash the Benz truck, sip some mud, everything felt alright

28.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We smokin' that IBM Quantum Computer

27.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call that pussy The Matrix because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out

27.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She suck me, like a cordless Dyson V8

27.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I lΠ΅ft my Margielas in the Benz truck, I'll have to stunt on them next time

27.02.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in GΓΆbekli Tepe, shirtless in a loin cloth

27.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert, for forty days and forty nights. With nothing but a pack of Newports and a fifth of henny

27.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitch so bad I made her shit in my chopped cheese

26.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula

26.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker

26.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That pussy dulce, smokin' fentanyl-laced cereal milk, I see God

26.02.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm on them Georgetown GΠ΅ronimos

26.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood You see it, I really did this, I'm really him

26.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ThΠ΅y needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me Konichiwa, you little jit

25.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got Subanese crystalline shards pokin' out my lungs, fuckboy

25.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'

25.02.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm claiming every corner, every block. Fuck it I'm coming for every enzyme, snorting dexie

25.02.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0