Helldesk person "the meter reading stays the same, 1251. Meter is working fine, are your other appliances functional?"
AAAAARGH.
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Helldesk person "the meter reading stays the same, 1251. Meter is working fine, are your other appliances functional?"
AAAAARGH.
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I'm in helpdesk hell. Trying to show Thames Water there is a leak before the water enters my home, internal stop valve closed and the water meter keeps on increasing, but not gushingly, so only the digits after the whole m3 increasing (1251.177 to 1251.289 in less than 3h)
02.03.2026 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Had to go via a Thames Water Whatsapp AI chatbot today. I wanted to rip it a new arsehole within 2 minutes.
Utterly useless. Now waiting for the assigned human to respond...
"US says Iranβs βrecklessβ attacks threaten regional stability"
Eh... no. US and Israel's reckless attacks threaten regional stability. I have no sympathy for the Iranian government, but it is the US and Israel that are the aggressors.
Manual device
02.03.2026 09:22 β π 29 π 9 π¬ 0 π 3My students may be helped by it as well...
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The quickest way to stop any Iranian retaliation would be to stop bombing them.
Arresting the Trumpist idiots and Nethanayu clan for war crimes would help.
#duh
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01.03.2026 20:04 β π 11 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0I switched the channelto Indycar,so bored.
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Recent developments in Aspergillus fumigatus research: diversity, drugs, and disease π
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01.03.2026 11:21 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0One word: Windrush. Yes, they would be deported under the fascists.
01.03.2026 11:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you let that bat bite you? You are foaming at the mouth.
01.03.2026 11:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Why John isn't working for the Daily Sturmer or Daily Fail, it's just amazing what kind of fascist claptrap he keeps on printing.
More Shabana Mahmoods is like saying his house needs more rabid Bully XLs.
Another example that Laurie Magnus has zero integrity and less spine of a wet spaghetti. He would have exonerated Mandelson if he would have been an minister.
28.02.2026 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That ethics advisor has less spine than soft spaghetti...
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28.02.2026 19:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnl3...
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McSweeney has just been pushed uit with a parachute, Lammy and other cabin personnel are running around like headless chickens shouting "AI will save us".
Such a self-inflicted mess.
I'm just watching a recording of Air Crash Investigations, where a plane flies into a mountain.
I can foresee the Labour cockpit recording, with captain Starmer ignoring any warning signs from the ACAS system, co-pilot Mahmood shrieking "there are foreigners among the passengers, kill kill kill"..
Is there an emoticon for a grimace while banging ones head against the table?
28.02.2026 11:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A very bad joke. The entitlement is just nauseating.
28.02.2026 10:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A toaster still can be useful. Mahmood is not.
28.02.2026 10:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She is dumber than RFK Jr, who at least has a brain worm and toilet seat coke sniffing as "excuse".
27.02.2026 23:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
She is such an utterly stupid hateful <bleep>.
They deserve to be annihilated in any election, until they boot her out using a cannon.
McSweeneh is gone, but his team is still there? So many clueless people.
27.02.2026 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hope you are enjoying yourself!
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