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girls have had so many health problems the last two months

rereading jane eyre……..st john rivers baby you are so fuckin funny

writing affirmations today:
1. let it be as long as it wants
2. it's for me
3. who gives a shit

this bitch thinks he's aquatic paul atreides

JGHFGJKHKGL:FK........the eyes......jonah standing all triumphant in a power pose (except for his arm dissolving) like the fish is something he's conquered, goliath-style, rather than the abjectly harrowing means by which god humbles him and breaks down his resistance...tag urself im the flying ship

me reading jane eyre when i was a teenager w a touch of moral ocd & no good working theory of the relationship between fiction & reality: i LOVE rochester but im having a hard time defending all the lying & manipulating /:
me rereading in my 30s: lmfaoooooo go off edward u messy old bitch

the candy corn row!!!! aaaaaa!!!!!!

in my heart im like do you have conrad veidt with you??? maybe stashed in the car??? 👁️👁️

there's a regular patron at one of my libraries who deadass looks exactly like doctor caligari. of cabinet fame

Ingredients list where the first ingredient is Water* and the asterisk leads to a footnote saying, “Water (Vor-Mag™) has been vortexed and magnetized to raise the energy to a higher vibration.”

breathtaking addendum on the ingredients list of this facial skin toner from the natural goods store

GOD THAT'S SO CUTE..........i know just enough about colorwork to be extremely impressed

millennia of linguistic evolution have led to me telling the dog to move by saying “scoochy your poochy boochy”

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AI-Generated “Workslop” Is Destroying Productivity Despite a surge in generative AI use across workplaces, most companies are seeing little measurable ROI. One possible reason is because AI tools are being used to produce “workslop”—content that appea...

Stanford researchers found that AI-generated "workslop" is actually making people less productive, in part because workers have to correct errors or decode the useful information/intent buried in a flood of auto-generated garbage:

i hear they mainly do that in alberta

u are having to do battle with real-life parasites (landlords) 😔

Photo of a cute mouse on the woodland earth with the title Will You Be My Friend?

i gotta turn this children's book cover into business cards i can just hand to people when i want to get to know them

it's good to have writing as a hobby in addition to knitting & gaming bc those two involve a lot of wear & tear on my hands & tendons, as does my job at the library, whereas w/ writing usually im sitting there and my hands are not getting up to jack shit or his good friend squat

puppy's finally killed the squeaker in her favorite ball and now it's just making the saddest, most desperate little gaspy noises. the occasional faint, brief whine along the edge of the sound. im taking notes for my writing so i can torture my ocs better

Oh me? I keep a sketch page where I doodle my characters kissing when I get overwhelmed

ooohohoho the plot thickens. love to be wrong sometimes. did you like the book? is it worth reading?

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

China is not snubbing anyone they are reacting to a a hostile trade partner that’s trying to fuck their economy and their 1 billion citizens

phrased this wrong. by "realized" i mean "found out" and even that took me a minute bc i was reading the summary on the back cover and nodding along like "Theo and Kit, solid lesbian names" until i hit the first "he" and screeched to a halt

Cover of The Pairing by Casey McQuiston, which features a somewhat abstract illustration of two people with short hair kissing

today i finally realized that this book cover, which i have seen many times at my library jobs and which always makes me yearn and long for a girlfriend, is in fact depicting two men

i’m this gorging baby in a nonfiction children’s book about chocolate

SILKSOOOOOONG and also Tiny Bookshop. the latter is much kinder to my blood pressure and heart rate

oh buddy

i never watched the 2010s show version but afaik there was nobody named boof at all so what was the fucking point

it's been years now since friends and i watched Teen Wolf (1985) for a laff & i still think quite often about how the teen girl love interest character was named Boof. zero explanation. just Boof. it's literally perfect and i love it so much. that IS what nicknames are like