CoyotePants

Struggle Shuffled again.

I’d really like to stop having headaches for days on end.

Why is everyone getting delicious looking Indian food today?

Got my pressure washer running, oil changed and fueled up after it had been sitting for a few months...

Immediately left the hose rubbing the exhaust and melted a hole in the hose. Guess we're not cleaning the patio today.

196 Miles, 32 Hours, 2 Hours of Sleep

Ok

I somehow don’t have this image saved anywhere anymore and I’m afraid to lose it.

2nd fastest 5K I’ve ever done. Finally getting the feeling I can keep a consistent pace for long periods again. 1 month to the Race.

*Rubs eye ever so slightly*

Contact: “Good luck ever getting me sitting properly on your eye again today”

I had like 8 people send me this, so I ripped it off from Twitter and sharing it here. ⛳⚠️

I have been watching the video of the coyote playing with a golf ball all day and I had no productivity at work.

Spent an afternoon polishing this beautiful '99 Brick.

1. I want to meet the person who takes the prize of their own Portable Toilet over $1000. I have questions.
2. Who is entering this?

Coworker had me try vegan mayo. Might have been one of the worst things I’ve ever purposely put in my mouth.

Comic Sans for some reason is easier to read for folks with dyslexia.

dad (figurative)

Did everyone know it’s home buying season? Get out there early so all the stock doesn’t get scooped up!

How is it these chicken tamales from Costco are some of the best I've ever had?

To the random guy that keeps giving my Strava activities a Kudos. I live for you!

unsure if Allergies....or something more nefarious.

Was on pace for a PR, but started cramping up after mile 2. Struggled to keep it together.

Weird shadow for a coyote.

Deep Tissue Massage followed by a 4.5 Mile Run then an afternoon of drinking while doing chores. My body is incredibly confused.

I’ve just done Amazon balance reloads down to the cent that was on the debit cards in the past.

Official start of training for Hood to Coast and another Half Marathon. Haven’t run in over a year. Went better than expected.

fantasy (devastating back cover in replies)

A huge bummer to find one of your best friends from high school you've lost contact with through time has turned into an awful, racist, hateful human.

Can someone in logistics explain how a package goes from LA to Portland OR where I live, then instead of being delivered is then flown to Phoenix overnight only to be put back on a truck for a 2-1/2 day drive back to Portland.

Vulpera Totem 3D Printed with wood-PLA filament, stained and painted. About 9 inches tall.